Madonna always said Italians dooooo it better and she ain’t lying! All my straight gal pals constantly cry about dudes they date who cheat on them with less pretty Forever 21 guido girls with fake tans and low-lights. The truth is that homos are no different! We ALL fantasize about boning a guido guy!!!
Madonna always said Italians dooooo it better and she ain’t lying! All my straight gal pals constantly cry about dudes they date who cheat on them with less pretty Forever 21 guido girls with fake tans and low-lights. The truth is that homos are no different! We ALL fantasize about boning a guido guy!!! For those of you gays that beg to differ: you are lying through your faggy da Vinci veneers!!! If I scored Seven Minutes in Goombah Heaven this is what I would do with the dudes of Jersey Shore:
RONNIE
I would just want a good old fashion suck off from Ronnie, but how could he deep throat when he has no neck? I doubt I could even get just the tip in, so instead I would just give him a BJ while I JO.
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VINNY
Vinny is such a sweet heart! No really, he is! So I would be totally vanilla with him and just make out … with his BUTT!!!
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THE SITUATION
I would totes take the Situation to the shadiest bathhouse, so he can learn what a real sex club situation is all about! The Sitch, all strapped into a leather sling and all my bathhouse Betties runnin’ the fag train on him! Golden showers and barebackin’ galore!!! Maybe he’ll even get AIDS … payback for all the “grenades.”
DJ PAULY D
DJ Pauly D, I have one thing to say: Fist pump my number two hole!!!
Love ya! Mean it!
-JONNY MAKEUP
Twitter.com/JonnyMakeup
Hahaha, this was perfect.
Gross
I hope you emailed this link to those guys. I bet they would appreciate the compliment.
they were asking for it with the lip gloss
The best. love you jonny makeup
AHAHAH I bet Johnny Makeup would be smearing not only his lipstick
i’m gay for JONNY MAKEUP
this is golden, please make sure they see this…anyone???
j make-up forever.
this is the funniest shit I’ve read on here in months
Yeah, more articles like this and I won’t have to use my S.A.D. lamp.
Dude, what? This wasn’t good, it’s just kinda gross, a little bit. This took you 3 minutes. Fail.
” . . . just make out . . . with his BUTT!” I lol’d.
bravohomo.
johnny makeup sucks
The Situation is a bug-chaser.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Overtly gay article about overtly homophobic men, hilarity ensues?
i wonder if the sich’s wangino is as crooked as his fingers.
lololol. this was the funniest thing i’ve read about that stupid show
Nasty
so gay, it’s straight
I’d let Ronnie do anything he wanted to me, as long as it involved pulling my hair. I’d date Vinnie until his Oedipan complex got to be too much, booty call Pauly D and I’d donkey-punch The Situation while pegging him.
…just sayin’
Well put Miss Frank. Love hear some dyke on Snookie/J-Wowww scenarios. Ladies?