Recently while at the Cannes festival I, aka me, was hanging out on the beach with Jon Glaser (J.G.) of “Delocated“and Tim Harrington (T.H.) of Les Savy Fav/ Beardo and while applying the protective juices to one another; needed to protect against the sun’s deeply penetrating rays, we got on the topic of making quick cash, at another person’s expense.

Recently while at the Cannes festival I aka me, was hanging out on the beach with Jon Glaser (J.G.) of “Delocated” and Tim Harrington (T.H.) of Les Savy Fav/BEARDO and while applying the protective juices to one another, needed to protect against the sun’s deeply penetrating rays, we got on the topic of making quick cash at another person’s expense.
Before we knew it Hobo Phone Sex was born and we are currently counting so much cash we feel Born Again. And let’s not fuck around, we have always wondered what it would be like to suck on a homeless person’s toes or just simply go downtown on them. So we are now providing that service, over the phone.
Please apply if you are a Hobo looking for sexually dignified work.

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