Nickname: Nah, just Kaitlyn
Age: 21
City: Nashville
Nickname: Nah, just Kaitlyn
Age: 21
City: Nashville
Top Five Favorite Albums:
Daniel Johnston, Hi, How Are You
The Modern Lovers, Self-titled
Tom Waits, any
Roy Orbison, Crying
The Smashing Pumpkins, The Aeroplane Flies High
What band would play at your ideal wedding?
Boy Crisis or Die Antwoord, vulgar yet danceable. If Old Dirty Bastard was still kicking, I’d want him to perform.
If you had a kid, what would be the first song you played for him?
All of The Velvet Underground for sure, before it even busts out of the womb.
What decade are you most nostalgic for and why?
I’m nostalgic for all things 20th century: the Lost Generation, Dadaism, Fluxus, the Beats, the Club Kids. I eat up all the waves and all the movements. However, I wouldn’t wish to be anywhere but here and now.
What’s your favorite venue?
I honestly don’t have one yet. Anywhere seedy and sweaty is good.
What qualities do you possess that would make you an ideal hipster wife?
Let’s see… I’m an art school drop out, bookworm, pop(sub)-culture whore. I will cook a gourmet meal paid for with food stamps. I love nothing more than to shop for my beau and I have an uncanny eye for bad-ass thrift treasures. I like geeky things like circuit bending, graphic novels and The Twilight Zone. I have a track record for dating broke boys, so I’m all for a 50/50 financial situation. I work at Urban Outfitters and a thrift store, so I can offer a significant other discount. I love spending Sunday afternoons with a 12-pack and some Nintendo. I can put up with his pretension and superficiality as long as he has a good heart.
What do you look for in a potential hipster husband?
Most likely he would have to be a musician or artist of some sorts. He needs to be a major film buff. He must, MUST dance. If he can’t keep up with me on the dance floor, there is no chance. He should be a show junkie and probably an alcoholic. Maybe he can be good with cars, in case I ever get one. Just handy in general. I hope he takes moderate pride in his appearance and wardrobe. He should like to shop and love theme parties and dressing up. I can’t handle a boy caught up in politics. He must be down to take a impulsive road trip at the drop of a hat. He’ll hold my hand in public and we’ll have frequent rant/rave chain smoking conversations. He should be a cat person. Most importantly he can’t be afraid to get excited!
The fact that she says that her hubby should be “probably an alcoholic” is gross. This little number has no idea what she’s saying, and, in true hipster fashion, cares more about style than substance. Being married to an alcoholic is not a cool, ironic thing. Its like saying he should “have cancer” or “be bulimic.” Ugh. Die.
He should be able to drift away to another dimension whenever I go off on yet another self-indulgent rant….
I like how she can get you an insider discount at the thrift store. Penny on the pennies? Jeez, do her present boyfriends collect cans for a living?
uhhh!! (excited)
Husband should be stupid, you know a good fashion accessory to my wardrobe and personality. We should both aspire to pretend to give a shit about culture in the same way.
Age:21……..
This vacant twat will “grow up” to be a worthless marketing hag or passive-aggressive kindergarten teacher for sure.
this chick looks like michael cera
Yeah, I remember being 21 and thinking I knew something about anything.
@ DrGelato: Yep. 21 year olds are idiots.
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No one is interesting until they lose their affectation.
^^^ ha! that’s an awesome comment.
DUUUUUDE. ive said this a million n’ one times, the hipster wife hunting thing is worthless because you are ONLY talking to 19-22 year olds. thats NOT when you wife a girl (unless you two are hip christians) at that age…and this is going to sound very bad, but at 19-22 thats sort of when you get abused and used by men, then you wise up, realize what dicks men are, find a real dude and keep it moving. fuck outta here, thinking any dude would be down to marry a vapid 21 year old, the fuck is she going to talk about?
btw, some of my friends have tried to wive similar girls around that age…….its not pretty once the girl realizes that she still has a need to be abused and the current safe situation is not for her.
Kaitlyn you are vapid… but very cute.
Her father spanked her until she left home. They called it “their time” and mom just pretended that she did not know.
urban outfitters i can understand, but if you need a discount for the thrift shop, kill yourself.
@drippy dog dix:
You remind me of one of my students. His father was recently arrested for hitting his boy. I think you need a hug.
…..
Seriously though, yours is probably as good an assessment as any.
Plus what is with people trying to normalize (and even glamorize) being on foodstamps? Shit isn’t normal and certainly isn’t something to be proud of.
“I totes need the government to feed me. lol.”
This whole fad where girls think that we care what they think is starting to rot on the shelf. Yeah, I’m into the 20th century too, the part where you didn’t get to fucking vote or do nothin’ else. And you know what? I have yet to meet a chick who really knows shit about pop-culture. Some are better then others, but for the most part they lack depth in their knowledge. All they do is hook up with guys who have the knowledge and then try to become experts by association. Sorry, it doesn’t fucking work that way. And get off food stamps ya bum. No one, and I mean no one, is ever going to mistake you for a nigger. Give it up. One more thing: don’t fucking play your kid VU from the git. A)It will fuck it up B) Let it find cool music on its own. Play it some shit like I’m “A Little Teapot” and get over yourself.
@passive aggressive kindergarten teacher:
I like how you used your key command knowledge for the … symbol and combined it with two periods to create a gradient like effect for your dots (…..). Impressive. However, you should probably go back to knowing what’s best for other people’s kids now.
This Hipster Wife-Hunting brand baffles me. This profile is so close to exactly what I’d expect, it sounds like the token ‘hipster’ entry on any daily newspaper’s personals page. “Nostalgic for all things 20th century”? Bitch please. I’ve met more ‘hipster’ chicks than I can count who are more specific, if not necessarily more interesting. If this is HWH’s idea of specialization, than why even bother?
Seriously, WTF?????????????
PS This girl failed at hair, she looks like Superbad.
Twin brother to street boner 1321.
grow your hair out bitch.
Q: How do people have the time to read tons of literature and watch all the important films and create quality art at the same time?
A: They don’t. They lie. Wikipedia helps.
I’m pretty sure this girl is under 21 and had an ex on her hand last week at the club.
hey kaitlyn meet you in the ladies room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adjHYCYknd8
This kind of thing is beyond played
Hair sucks. Shades suck. Complexion sucks. Shitty “ALT Cunt” attitude.
i’m on a ton of pills. fingers are swelling.
^^^ HAHAHAHA Someone call the amber-lamps!!!
i dont like her shoes
she doesn’t seem that retarded or annoying, let her dance and be poor and happy and drunk at 21 it’s acceptable.
I think this lady is awesome. Her sense of style is top-notch and her responses are humorous. I dig this girl. You guys giving her a hard time should really BACK OFF.
- Astor.
I wonder if she dances ironically?
What am I talking about, of course she does.
for the first time EVER the comments to this post are, well, better than the post
I’m pretty sure this was written by Jason Bateman’s character in Juno.
How are 21 year olds (from Nashville of all fucking places) who all listen to the same awful music hipsters, when the whole point of hipsterism was the seeking out of the most obscurity.
Gross.
Fuck anyone who describes there interests as “nerdy” or “geeky”. If you’re not deeply ashamed of your interests, then you’re not a geek.
YOU’RE FUCKING NORMAL! GET USED TO IT
I live in Nashville and the city is crawling with these diseases…
Ha ha she does look like michael cera.
Aw, I remember being 21. Anyway all this bullshit is the kind of shit someone like this types out when they’re sitting on their sofa in their sweatpants watching Wheel of Fortune and filling out a Myspace personal survey before feeding the cat and going to bed. If you actually quizzed this girl in person she’d be like “Um. I like to go to the mall? My ideal husband should uh, play guitar.”
Drippy, that goes without saying. I myself live for witnessing the in between phase, where the hipster is over everything, and hearing, “who goes to parties anymore?” They didn’t like what they pretended to back then, and they won’t like what they end up doing either.
nobody actually likes Daniel Johnston