Posted by
Arv
• 09.15.09 04:11 pm


Gawker recently featured a bit about an ABC bit about the Hipster Grifter (it’s a big blog circle jerk that we’re now also part of).

Gawker recently featured a bit about an ABC bit about the Hipster Grifter (it’s a big blog circle jerk that we’re now also part of). In their post, Gawker derides her claims of “‘reading at a college level’ in second grade,” but that sort of makes sense. She’s Asian. Asian people are smart. Even us brown ones (yes, we’re Asian too).

The bigger issue at hand is the Grifter’s claims that’s she’s too “attractive for society to handle.” Are you serious? I have a thing for Asian girls, but the Grifter? She looks like a thirteen year old Korean boy who sits at home all day playing WoW. There’s a reason why she went after skinny, bespectacled white guys with beards — they have self-esteem so low that they would let a five walk all over them and jack their shit.

-ARV
@ArvSux

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Comments
  1. kure kure takora says:

    missin u grifty

  2. Anonymous says:

    def got a WOW-dork look. not hot. slutty is something different entirely.

  3. Brazilio says:

    agreed. But I’d let her kiss my taint.

  4. Says says:

    Why does a guy who looks like a hairy anus feel fit to judge the looks of others?

  5. Johnny Cum Greatly says:

    if you’re so fucking smart then how come your countries are so fucking fucked up?

  6. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    there is an answer to all questions posed about the hipster grifter: she’s not a genius she’s just a crazy bitch. there, can we all fucking move on now?

  7. nope says:

    I’ve got three words for this girl: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
    http://mayoclinic.com/health/narcissistic-personality-disorder/DS00652

  8. Beef says:

    That’s it? Was there a point to this?

  9. g says:

    hipster grifter is ugly as hell and wants to think she’s smart but really she’s just a dumb bitch who couldn’t figure out how to get a fucking job

  10. jelly says:

    i’m mexican and started reading at a college level in 4th grade. who would like to high five?

  11. a4awesome says:

    @jelly

    high-five

  12. mark "k-punk" fisher says:

    Nice article Arv. Short and sweet and way on point.

  13. homeless. says:

    why the fuck am i hungover after only two jack-n-cokes?

  14. lionel messi's girlfirend says:

    i’d hit it and never quit it…till a skinny hipster white chick came along or a blipster with a tight body

  15. JOHHNY # 5 says:

    nothuing


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