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• 03.10.09 05:18 pm


Sexuality is a crazy kooky thing and part of that nuthouse world involves delving into your brain’s strange zones to see what works best.

Sexuality is a crazy kooky thing and part of that nuthouse world involves delving into your brain’s strange zones to see what works best. That’s called “using your imagination” and one of the best ways to grease the wheels in there is to employ some element of plausibility. Some beat offers even wear condoms in their fantasies because it feels more realistic. That’s why it’s so exciting to see someone who looks like a Street Boner on a violent S&M site. It makes it all the more real.

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  5. THE HIPSTER PROBLEM


Comments
  1. robert death rage and the meatshits says:

    because of the shirt and boots?

    this is harmful to women you should be ashamed of your selves for promoting such tripe

  2. Sarah O Sarah says:

    How are porn sites in the free world harmful to women you fucking moron? If she’s into that, who are you to say she can’t make a few hundred bucks? Mind your own business. We’re not in Iran.

  3. . says:

    Guy sounds like David Cross’s Stephen Hawking impression.

  4. JuCIFER says:

    Oh yeah, that’s Stacey, she’s from Bushwick.

  5. mediator says:

    it’s a joke do you know who the meatshts are?

  6. ew says:

    mommy, y is that persian douche touching that chubby urban outfitters employee in her special place?

  7. $atan says:

    attaboy

  8. the original (just a normal girl) says:

    Why do the guys always look like such fucking losers?
    With their receding hairlines, lame piercings, stumpy legs, faggy polos, and thin dicks?
    What? No tribal tattoos in this session? Oh, and you might want to loosen the hold on her tits, bud. Those precious things might fall off they’re so blue.

    @ robert death: Yeah, but she looks like she could take him so, in that sense, the girl isn’t the only thing suspended in this, so is my disbelief.

  9. Krystal says:

    @ the original: i bet you weigh 300 lbs.

  10. sloweducation says:

    she looks like fun…

  11. Michael says:

    @the original (just a normal girl):

    Thin dicks? What constitutes a standard girth in the schwantz department? If it’s anything more than what dude is sportin’ in that video I’ll probably cry real tears.

  12. Shit In A Bag says:

    i caught my best friend’s mom in their basement, shitting in a bag. she looked a lot like the chunky woman in the picture. she yelled at me to go back upstairs and told me that i was a nosy, naughty girl. it got so warm down there when she said that and it felt like my front fannie started dancing. i never told anyone about that until today. i wish that actually happened, but it didn’t.

  13. bob "bitch please" barker says:

    see, this is the sort of body that should have been featured in the 12 and 12 article.

    she has a flat belly but looks like she could keep you warm when its could out, fucking FEED your skinny ass and make you say “oh my” when you touch her “area”

  14. Yusuf "Cat Stevens" Islam says:

    Porn has always been corny but this self-professed “new breed” (per Sasha Grey) of “choke me please master let me suck your cock” bullshit really takes the cake. The only thing I’m offended about is just how corny it is. I know there are some women out there who like it “dark and delicious” as we see in this video, but the fact that the people primarily dishing out such fantasies are balding Albanians pretty much lets you know who’s facilitating this fantasy.

    This kind of shit is tantamount to latex fetishism. If you need a modern polymer or Borat’s brother cramming his dick in a girl’s mouth to get off, then you don’t really enjoy sex.

  15. idk says:

    it’s the white panties, isn’t it? everything is about white normal damn low rise boy leg lady briefs.

  16. Frank DeFalco says:

    Is she a hipster cause she’s doing S&M ironically?

  17. RoboSchlong says:

    no thank you sir.

  18. vacuum mouth says:

    jesus christ how much coverage is fuckedandbound going to get on this site. really.

  19. vacuum mouth says:

    with that being said, i’m not mad at it

  20. Vane$$a says:

    That woman has the body fantastique.

  21. crampon says:

    i fapped to the vid 3 times today.

  22. Bob says:

    how did you find this thing? are there people that surf the web for hipster bondage porn? those are not rhetorical questions.

    her delivery of “can i please have your cock” is pretty convincing, like, moreso than on “real” porn movies. in fact, a lot of this is.

    come to think of it, that suspension device looks like it could be good times.

    the problem with any sort of bondage is it involves all that machinery. i mean, you would have to have two TOTALLY complicit parties (i know a lot of guys who aren’t really into it, but play along for the girl). otherwise, it’s a bummer, like, “okay, here we go, i have to suspend you now, i have to make sure everything is blah blah blah”, when you just want to have a fun time with a naked chick.

    maybe this is really the kind of stuff you save for until you’re like 2 years into the relationship and bored as all hell.

  23. Wynn says:

    in real life, only intelligent people are into dom/sub sex…it’s highly exciting, but not for the masses.

  24. the original (just a normal girl) says:

    @Krystal: 300 pounds and counting – the fat in my fingers is making writing impossible today. Maybe I should move my gut first.

    @Michael: Sorry to do this to you. Start crying.

  25. Anonymous says:

    “suck my hairy, sweaty balls”

    i was good until he went there. no true dom would describe his nuts that way.

  26. neezy says:

    winner: the verb “fapped”

  27. persian receding hairline guy says:

    @ the original: i hate your fat guts

  28. the original (just a normal girl) says:

    …Me too…

  29. Totally says:

    Flapped

  30. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    I always knew Joe Rogan was into kinky shit.

  31. homeless. says:

    a bondage chick friend of mine once told me the majority of her clients were powerful exec types who just needed to be treated like a piece of shit. They could just try treating people better, maybe hand out a few bonus’s or let their employee’s line up for a whack at the boss’s sack.

  32. scrote says:

    “a bondage chick friend of mine once told me the majority of her clients were powerful exec types who just needed to be treated like a piece of shit.”

    that’s only because execs are the only ones who can afford a S&M escort/dominatrix whatever; it has nothing to do with retarded bullshit about the ‘exec mindset’ or management personality or bossing people around all day

  33. Vane$$a says:

    He does resemble Joe Rogan. She looks a bit like one of the Deal sisters. Why does shit like this make me laugh so hard?

  34. Hi says:

    Why do women like having their cunts dominated? Oh yea…EVOLUTION.

  35. Anonymous says:

    if only more men had the balls to act like this. most don’t and never will. others try and fail miserably. call it corny and laugh all you want but do it right and almost any hot woman worth anything in bed will be yours.

  36. wutever says:

    i must agree with anonymous. Adding on to that being a good looking girl doesn’t mean that your going to get fucked right, kudos to the douchebags who have found their niche. The rest of you take notes.

  37. Kennedy says:

    I don’t know about you “intellectuals,” but I just like to jerk off to it.

  38. homeless. says:

    @ Scrote: Not everyone with money wants to have their balls stomped on, anyways, i’m referring to people with ‘powerful’ not just ‘paid’ positions . I bet if you did a little research you would find some truth in my previous comment. This chick has done it for years and knows her clientele well.

    ask a dom about it sometime, but don’t settle for some cheesy ass ‘hot topic’ jokester.

  39. homeless. says:

    that girls tits are awesome.

  40. scrote says:

    “Not everyone with money wants to have their balls stomped on”

    no shit? I never said that, good game

    “anyways, i’m referring to people with ‘powerful’ not just ‘paid’ positions”

    yup, so was I. the point is people across all strata are into domination, it has nothing to do with letting off the pressure of being a super-powerful person; powerful people are not any more likely to want to see a dominatrix, they are just more likely to be able to pay for one, so there’s a selection effect happening

    ” I bet if you did a little research you would find some truth in my previous comment.”

    no it’s just a bullshit rationalization that’s been making the rounds thanks to confirmation bias


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