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TV Carnage
• 03.10.09 02:08 pm



As we all know women were invented 3000 years ago; 200 yrs after Blacks were, by a Viking scientist who wanted things to complain about in the future. Fast forward to now and guess what? Black’s get “more melanin history month” and now women are copying we Black ones by having their “Check US out month” in March.
Great. Now we have to watch academic movies about their achievements too!
But wait, women are a pretty amazing invention. They usually have cute toes, they punch guys in the arm when they say something really stupid, they crinkle and wrinkle their noses ohh so amazingly, they have the patience to see through the mini-wars™ guys have with one another and they are just plain better at languages and critical thinking. They also smell good and smell well and when they don’t smell good they even do that well… well… in most cases. I knew this one broad who’s BO could knock a buzzard off a shit pile.
So, here to kick of a salute to broads, none other than the quintessential broad of all broads; Sally Field aka Norma Rae,. Watch her as she acts up a estrogen driven hurricane. Blow us away Sally!



  1. WOMEN CAN’T PAINT – NOT!
  2. WOMEN AREN’T FUNNY – NOT!
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD
  4. CAN I SMELL YOUR DICK?
  5. ASK BARF: DO ALL BALLS SMELL THE SAME?


Comments
  1. HAKUBA says:

    I like when her face get all pixelated.

  2. HAKUBA says:

    or when my english just doesn’t translate right.

  3. W4LNUT says:

    BECAUUUUUUUUUSE!

  4. mydad says:

    YES!

  5. psychic dad says:

    MINI-WARS ARE NT A SERIOUS MATTER AS MUCH AS MINI-WHORES AS GIDGET TAUT US IN HER COUNTLESS CUNTLESS DOCUMENTARIES — AND DID YOU KNO TRADE-MARK COMES FROM THE NOTIONS OF ‘TRADE’ING WOMEN (WOMYN) AS SLAFES? AND MARKIN’G THEM W/ BRAND IRONS? THIS IS ALSO WERE THE TERM “MARKETING BRANDS” COMES FROM AND THE IDEA OF ADVERTISE IN GENERAL, BC WOMEN ARE TO STUPID AND THEY LOE BUYING SHIT THEY THINK OTHER GIRLS THINK IS COOL LIKE J LO AND BRANDY, WHO ARE EQUALLY RACIST AND SEXIST BY EXISTING IN LIFE

  6. Artist Formerly Known As Kabala-Never-Figgered-On-Me Now Known As Countless Cuntless Mini-Whore Gidget Slafe Markin'g Kno Lo says:

    psychic dad is on the right track!! Gidget was indeed WAY taut!!

  7. Fred Durst says:

    women: nature’s punching bag.

  8. Chachi and the MS-13s says:

    More Gigdet

  9. fuck you nerd says:

    I always cry when I see that film.

  10. dapwell says:

    I HAVE BECOME OBSESSED WITH THE NAME SHELBY. IT HAS KEPT ME AWAKE TONIGHT!!

  11. dood says:

    Oh, oops there goes me shitting my pants.


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