Posted by
Kyle McInnes
• 07.11.08 12:00 pm 
My new movie launches today on Street Carnage Films. I play a 14 year-old with no hair even though I’m a 23 year-old with a bit of hair. Please don’t judge me too harshly as it is my debut.
My new movie launches today on Street Carnage Films. I play a 14 year-old with no hair even though I’m a 23 year-old with a bit of hair. Please don’t judge me too harshly as it is my debut.
People will hate, but any movie where Fred Willard violates someone’s rectum and it ISN’T a Christopher Guest film… it’s gotta be good.
Also: I played basketball against a junior in high school who had a vicious comb-over. This was years before it was acceptable (it’s never been fashionable) for white guys to shave their heads in a scorched-earth policy against alopecia.
Is that really Kyle? It looks exactly like him.
You really are too old to be on this site.
comic sans? really?
show me the FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
now thats a movie!
i was completely bald by the time i was 18. it kinda sucks. last night i had a dream that i had hair again, but only on the condition that it was long hair that i had to wear in a ponytail. that sucked too because men should not wear ponytails.
@ milky – Seriously. That was my first thought too. Talk about a typeface that should be removed from the face of the Earth.
Cube Gooding Jr. is the comic sans of cinema.
I want to cum on Ally Sheedy’s mouth.