Along with waterboarding, starving, and good ol’ fashion beat downs, apparently the CIA also uses hardcore to force captured terrorists to talk.
Along with waterboarding, starving, and good ol’ fashion beat downs, apparently the CIA also uses hardcore to force captured terrorists to talk.
According to the ICRC Report on the Treatment of Fourteen “High Value Detainees” in CIA Custody, Abu Zubaydah, a high-ranking member of al-Qaida captured by the U.S. in 2002, was shackled to a chair naked for three weeks while “very loud, shouting type music was constantly playing.”
This got me thinking: What exactly was on the interrogators’ playlist? Was it something white trash, like Guns N’ Roses? Or something more hood, like DMX? Maybe Yoko Ono or Bjork to really fuck with them.
If it was up to me I’d kill two terrorist with one drone and play something that’ll get them towel heads talking, but also something I rock out to while jacking off to Jack Bauer, or whatever it is that CIA agents do in their free time. If I was DJing at Gitmo, this is what I’d play:
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Converge “The Saddest Day”
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The Number Twelve Looks Like You “If These Bullets Could Talk”
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Circle Takes the Square ”The Same Shade as Concrete”
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Crystal Castles “xxzxczx me”
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The Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Art Star”
P.S. An easy way to deflate Gavin’s “Barack Obama = George Bush” argument is to compare their positions on torture. The Bush administration had a hand in devising and implementing “enhanced interrogation techniques,” and then tried to cover it up (re: “America does not torture”). On the other hand, Obama voted against the Military Commissions Act, a bill which protects those who committed torture. Just saying.
I’d Rick Roll a mother bitch.
What’s the sitches bitches?
I’d go with a Katy Perry/Ting Tings mix. I’d give up all my secrets just to put a stop to that.
I lose, you win
I lose again
But you’re on my five-year plan
Your time will come
When you least expect it… expect it
The five-year plan
You fucked me over
You did me wrong
You know why
I wrote this song
The five-year plan
Until then
I’ll just pretend
That you are still my friend
But in the end
your time will come
When you least expect it… expect it
The five-year plan
I don’t forget so easily
No, I’m not so quick to forget
The five-year plan
I hold a grudge
I live for revenge
The five-year plan
I win, you lose
I win
No, they used the “white trash” music on Noriega. I heard that they’re now using new agey sand nigger bullshit like Krishna Das to soften towelhead resolve.
During some siege in South America the US military blasted Guns n’ Roses over loud speakers at some drug lord who was holed up in his mansion to try and force him out.
LOL @ the usage of that crystal castles song
So does that mean that Obama is actually going to pursue prosecuting Bush, or does it mean that his Ivy league buddy gets to slide while some shlubs who were just following orders are going to get the gallows in order to sate liberal blood lust? Something tells me that the latter will be the case. Does that sound fair to you? Anyways, that Obama, he’s a real courageous fella. He’s so, I don’t know, different from Bush, a real change. Maybe you oughta stick to taking pictures of girls outside clubs and leave the thinking to the grown ups, you fucking loser.
what?
Playing through a DRI marathon is something I would actual enjoy, but maybe not so much for hajji. Then again, this would get them back for all the times I heard those prayers blasted out on loud speakers from those Mosques at least five times a day in Iraq.
Then again, even though the President has closed down torture camps on our shores doesn’t mean torture has stopped at all. It’s not even as if torture even started since Bush, but whatever read this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/4425135/Barack-Obama-to-allow-anti-terror-rendition-to-continue.html
Obama’s time in office will be ten times worse than what the Bush Administration put us through.
They should mix it up a bit and throw in some hardcore action of the other variety a la bleached anus via “pornocalypse now” lol
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/83/pornocalypse_now.html
^ in order to fuck america up more than bush did obama would have to ass rape the entire populace with a sand paper covered tire iron and then eat 15 gorditas and a bottle of milk of magnesia and shit on the constitution while playing that nelly/garth brooks duet that came out like five years ago.
also, this post is funny to me because whenever my roommate plays converge loudly i play crystal castles loudly to spite him. The neighbors are the ones who suffer the most.
THE Gang today wanted to make me fucking puke. Converge, Systar Sastles, fucking shrist. I wish, I really fucking wish I could relate, I really do, that would be soooooooo RAd. Then we could all gallop down to the lollipop bar and drink berried cran vod-dov-ca and play spin the bottle. Truly jealous I am, truly jealous.
We’ll see what Obama’s all about when he’s in a position to sign any kind of gun control bill the democrats put in front of him. 2nd amendment. Nigga, I have a right to be strapped. And not with a motherfucking beebee gun, but with an implement that can be used to defend my home or to overthrow ANY tyrannical government.
^ will they have to pry your gun from your cold dead fingers?
^ are you ok with overt constitutional violations?
Lawrence Welk bitches!
Vane$$a’s a smart grown-up. S/he knows everything.
There was a guy who had gone through this torture. He has been released and now lives in utter silence, with sound-proof windows, no radio, no television, etc. He can’t handle it anymore, it sends him right over the edge. Sad.
The yeah yeah yeahs.
More like the fucking yawn yawn yawns.
Etc
… maybe a tape recorder playing the voice of that fashion bitch from SC while she is reading her “articles” about punk collectors? throw in some visuals from her friends’ apartment too and those guys will just have to stop living.
KMFDM or the FAO Schwartz theme song on repeat
i’d drop some baby’s gang on their asses along with a health dose of necrophagist
i’m a little late on this, but i guarantee any and all answers from prisoners subjected to Matt and Kim, i was forced to sit through their bullshit opening act a few weeks ago. I took a bunch of mushrooms and tried to show up just before the headliner but fucking blew it. I kept yelling “Who the fuck are you?” and “Who OK’d this” through out their whole set. I felt sincerely let down and and cheated as a fellow member of the human race and had to toss my full bottle of beer in the trash to avoid accidentally throwing it at the singer and/or drummer’s head.