Comments on: HAPPY HALLOWEEN? THINK AGAIN …

By: JuCIFER

JuCIFER — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:30:29 +0000

Can you imagine all the Demons in Pat Robertson’s head?
It must be the most depraved shit hole in all existence, he’s always struggling to cover up all the DICKS flying around in his head with religion.

“DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK!!!!! Oh lord, must pray, help me lord!”

By: N

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:30:35 +0000

Whenever I read your stuff I get the feeling you might be “missing a chip” (not in an interesting way, in a dumb person way)

By: Chachi and the MS-13s

Chachi and the MS-13s — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:07:27 +0000

Oral Roberts is a more interesting evangelist. Plus, he has a more interesting name.

By: Bone Isstrack

Bone Isstrack — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:39:29 +0000

God doesn’t want us to fly! flying is bad! if you fly you will be swimming in a lake of fire after you die…

By: Dork

Dork — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:23:52 +0000

I wanna ski the lake of fire!

By: dirtynickels

dirtynickels — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:54:22 +0000

tell me more about this lake of fire cuz it’s fucking freezing in here.

By: buffalowinger

buffalowinger — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:48:17 +0000

i could’ve used a “Oww my followingggg”

By: HOMOHO

HOMOHO — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:10:34 +0000

he blinks 62 times.

By: poopsmear

poopsmear — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:55:27 +0000

awesome!!! i love the part when he talks about levitation. i used to go out with one of the evangelistic gals in high school. her family kept the jesus channel on 24/7 in thier house because they thought it would bring in god’s love or something. she was waaaaay hot though.

By: skull front

skull front — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:54:04 +0000

he picked an eye booger