Some dude bought Uncle Monty’s cottage. He sees it as a piece of English cultural heritage that should be preserved at all costs like, say, the shitshack where Wordsworth, Coleridge and Keats all fucked the same bitch. What a Mensch.

(of course The Guardian doesn’t have an embed feature)

Some dude bought Monty’s cottage. He sees it as a piece of English cultural heritage that should be preserved at all costs like, say, the shitshack where Wordsworth, Coleridge and Keats all fucked the same bitch. What a Mensch.

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