Oldshapes! I will be playing alternative grunge with my sex coach Lesley Arfin tonight at that new dive on Bowery.
Oldshapes! I will be playing alternative grunge with my sex coach Lesley Arfin tonight at that new dive on Bowery.
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rock the cardigan you asshole. not a tie.
Don’t fuck this up Gavin.
is that cher?
watevs, rock the tie.
like the opposite of a mesh tank top.
First time I’ve seen Gavin in a tie. I predict this’ll be a new rule of his, like “Every male over the age of 40 must wear a tie at all times.” Also, Lesley is your sex coach? You lucky motherfucker.
Play “Jack Pepsi” by Tad.
Gavin has such a sweet life. He’s always got some party or some gig to attend.
“Also, Lesley is your sex coach? You lucky motherfucker.”
Yeah, if you consider sex with anteaters desirable.
every Thursday, for real? also, Brad: fuck yourself
Sparkling riposte there, ol’ chap! You sure told me! Now I have to go fuck myself!
As much as that’s gonna blow, it’s still better than sex with an anteater.
I would fuck that anteater rotten. She doesn’t like when I email her though.
what exactly is alternative grunge?
ya know compared to normal grunge
Im so fucking confused, are you suggesting Gavin is uncircumcised and thus not fuckable — fourteen year old girl (probably a daily perez hilton reader) logic? Or are you suggesting that Lesley looks like an anteater — gay man who doesn’t know he’s gay logic.
Why does every mp3j this side of girl talk dress in a full suit? and zifiandels with ice? really?
I have no self esteem so I burn people on the internet.
It’s admirably noble and valiant of all you guys—who obviously have no trouble getting laid if you think she’s a hot piece of ass, for fuck’s sake—to rush to Lesley’s defense. I’m sure it matters to her. Just be sure to bring a handful of squirming, tasty ants with you to Grunge Night in order to impress her.
You both look like you’re going to have your picture taken at an Olan Mills kiosk. I approve.