The “Grossest THINGS Ever” contest has surpassed our grossest expectations.
When we decided it would be amusing for you Street Carnage readers to send in the most “debauched and degrading” images you’ve ever seen, we weren’t really prepared for this kind of response. The “Grossest THINGS Ever” contest has surpassed our grossest expectations. Hopefully, you Googled these defiled search terms and came up with the following melting pot of atrocious insults to humanity. If not, that means that you actually eat up daily bandwidth browsing shit like this on the reg. And since that might the case, trust that they’ll be no sender’s address stamped on these prizes.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
A. Surprisingly enough, these two images came from different contestants. And if the pictures weren’t enough to make us swear off watching backdoor porn for at least the next eternity, one contestant was kind enough to provide us with a description of this delightful dilemma:
“Here you go, guys. Rectal prolapse occurs when the tissue that lines the rectum falls down into or sticks out through the anal opening.
The main symptom is a reddish-colored mass that sticks out from the opening of the anus, especially following a bowel movement. The lining of the rectal tissue may be visible and may bleed slightly.”
B. Luckily, I made the wise choice to eat dinner before I decided to look at the contest photos. This pic would have totally killed the possibility of keeping down anything except booze. And it would have taken the prize — except the sender made the mistake of saying “It’s been around for a while now…” I’m hoping he means it’s been on the Internet for a while, but I don’t see the necessity of performing a fact check. Either way, those words cancel out the shock value of this potential winner.
Note that Japanese porn laws allow images like this to circulate as long as the vag is blurred out.
C. These two are definitely most bizarre and might have placed if they both didn’t go off the same premise.
D. Other entries:
3RD PLACE (PRIZE: THINGS DVD)
Some dude from Eighty-Four Films provided this pic with the caption “Holy Shit!” That’s pretty much the general consensus here, except I’m so desensitized by now that viewing another photo pulled from the net feels like a murder detective combing through crime scene photographs.
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2ND PLACE (PRIZE: THINGS DVD)
Inept, brain-dead Hoser horror is what you get…
“This bitch cut herself… to the bone. Why? Mentally unbalanced people and the Internet are one amazing concoction. I’d rather take inept brain-dead Hoser horror than having to see that ever again, but then again this gal had standards: The Rat tattoo was off limits.”
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WINNER (PRIZE: THINGS VHS)
A firsthand account takes the cake:
“Alright, I own a 160 lbs German dog who eats everything. What you’re looking at (granted it’s somewhat blurry) is a pic of a 12-inch tube sock he swallowed whole, then proceeded to poop out in a bloody-diarrhea-filled stool. I snapped this right before he tried to digest it again. This probably is ‘the most debauched and degrading image’ I have on hand.”
And your first response to this incident was to take a picture. We can’t think of anyone who deserves this depraved tape of Canuxploitation more than you. Congrats and enjoy!
You’ve really never seen tubgirl before? Are you new?
The fact that I was pretty unaffected by this (i was eating breakfast the whole time), fills me with a strange mixture of pride and revulsion
Google: “Maggot penis” video.
http://theync.com/media.php?name=19332-omg
What’s that one with the guy that sticks the jar up his bum and it cracks? One guy one cup, or somin. Google that and try not to pass out.
I saw some pics once of a guy that cut his bellend off too. I’m not sure i want to google that as my dinner is cooking…but feel free, you big freaks…I think he took a dump on himself too. Why not?
I like the girl shitting nacho cheese into her mouth. It’s like the ultimate food chain.
Gavin looks cute in a beret…
you can see way worse lurking on /b/ for a few hours. that’s actually why i didn’t enter this; these are barely breaking the surface of what you can find on the internet.
If home boy’s German Shepherd is 160ibs, then it’s morbidly obese. Passing a tube sock is the least of it’s worries. My dogs consume a wide variety of rotting carcasses found in the forest, only to vomit them up on my floor hours later. The sight and smell combined are much more gross than most of the imagers here, though I too am worried about my lack of response to these images.
also check the “3 guys 1 hammer” video
According to an article I read on this website a couple years ago, “3 guys 1 hammer” involves some Russian teenagers luring an old homeless dude into the woods and murdering him with a hammer, and while ddddddd is right that that’s probably way more disturbing than the images above, it’s kinda unfair to expose people to a snuff film if they think they’re just gonna see some feces or rotting corpses. However, if you’re into that kind of thing, there’s also the video of the stoning of an Iraqi teenage girl from a few years ago that’s pretty sick.
this is like a ghetto ass gross jar.
remember the gross jar?
This gross jar?
http://www.1man1jar.org/
so fucked! lulz
Ever seen what results from a dog eating a plastic bag?
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A screaming animal tearing around the yard with a plastic shit covered tail coming out of it’s arse.
That sock ain’t that bad.
I won, you guys! 2nd place, story of my life. YEAH!
I always thought the gross jar just evidently evolved into some crazy super bacteria type shit.
you must be new to the internet, Swami