Posted by
TV Carnage
• 03.26.09 08:55 pm 
You are right! There is nothing better than half-assed extreme jock music, a vampire in sunglasses, a putrid wisecracking hunk, back flips and candles! The 36-year-old, lesbian-faced man who wrote this scene definitely treated himself to three Malibu’s with extra pineapple for doing such a good job.
SUPER DUPER GUITAR
hahahaha, is she like a vampire cat or werewolf or something? i am seriously asking this question.
Nice tits
they were stunt air bags
she cartwheeled the shit out of that guy
yawn
There was too much awesomeness for just one scene, could there possibly be any left for the rest of the movie.
poetry in motion, it is. They’re both dykes though.
same shit happened to me last night.
why is it however hard I try I can never write anything this good? I will transcribe this scene just to feel what its like to be a genius
Is there any martial arts fighting style in which a cartwheel is a legitimate move? Seems like it would be pretty easy to defend against.
you’re grammer is atroshus.
Ah, the days when prune lipstick was sexy.