Look, you can go ahead and subject the world to your man toes all you want. I’m not the boss of you. But I thought you might want to know that you are killing yourself. The New York Times
Look, you can go ahead and subject the world to your man toes all you want. I’m not the boss of you. But I thought you might want to know that you are killing yourself. The New York Times (you like that shit, don’t you?) says it can lead to severe deformation of the spine and even impotence.
Now, you say your feet get too hot in socks but what about those ankle-free socks in Chucks? Or Wallabes? Or Rod Lavers? I’m not saying this because I’m worried about what a fucking lazy, weak, pussy you look like in flip flops. I’m saying it because I worry about you.
(Hat tip: Josh)
man you dont know what its like. its hot as fuck down here in the south! i need my flip flops
i think wat The Gav is attempting to iterate time time again, is, Real Men don’t wear flip flops- in fact, Real Men traipse about sans footwear altogether, get it?!
First of all, those are women, not men, wearing those flips. If men’s toes looked that inoffensive, we might not be talking about this. You need a proper photo of nasty toenails to drive home your argument.
Second, I hate flip-flops too, but sandals? Come on. There’s a reason Jesus AND the Romans wore them.
Thirdly, you probably are blessed with ice-cold feet. I wear Lavers (even perfed) and socks and my shits are literally roasting after beating the street for a few hours.
Addenda:
Which is worse for you in the long run anyway? Wearing ugly flip-flops and showing the world your messed up toes or the small soul death you risk every time you worry about what other people wear on their feet?
gav, how often a day do you regret your back piece?
What about wearing your flips around the city? That alone makes me gag. They are something you were to the beach…. period.
gavins’ right. ankle socks + chucks = more than enough comfort. yes, you might stay a bit cooler in flip-flops, but when you have to fight some drunk jock douchebag in the shitty bar that the cute girl who just moved in upstairs dragged you to, you’ll thank god you left those horrible things at home as you pummel his ass with a bar stool cause his ankle broke as he tried to pivot (in his flip-flops of course) whilst trying to avoid that overhand right you just put him to sleepy-time with.
someone should start a rumor that bedbugs are attracted to flips flops (they do like warm environments). If half of the hypochondriacs in nyc believed it then the flip flop problem would be no more
You cold climate kids hate on flip-flops, us warm climate kids depend on them. We kinda sniff at your extra winter blubber fat layer too, so it all evens out
Pfft… I’m in Florida, and I’ll tell you what… Flip-flops actually cause you to get skin cancer on your feet quite often here… and are actually one of the leading causes for athlete’s foot, according to the pharmacist I work with.
Go with the Trekker sandals from Land’s end. They offer coverage for your feet, are anti-microbial, and have lots of vents for you hot-weather kids from the South and the coasts to quit your whining.
I’ll be damned the day I wear this piece of shit:
http://www.landsend.com/pp/BeachTrekkerSandals~164201_-1.html?bcc=y&action=order_more&sku_0=::SLY&CM_MERCH=IDX_00009__0000000918
seeing anyone wearing flip flops is like seeing a really hot girl then looking down and seeing sketchers on her feet. it’s a deal breaker for me in any situation. toes are gross,
fuck flip fliops! In Cape Town every dick still wears them teh whole of winter and it drives me insane! I mean jacket, hoody, beanie, scarf, jeans >>>FLIP FLOPS! AAARAGH!
Well, thank you!
Unless you’re at the beach and the hot sand hurts your tender widdle footsies I do not need to be subjected to your squirmy piggly wigglies.
Impotence may be a positive aspect though seeing as all these idiot-breeders in thonged footwear won’t be able pass on their lofty ideas of airy comfort at the small cost of shit-soaked toes ready to blacken my goddamned sofa.
There’s a reason you’re in Florida, Floridian. Keep your “fashion tips” down there, please.
I mean, Jesus, haven’t you kind of given up on what you look like if you purchase anything from Land’s End? Even Garrison Keillor refuses to wear that shit.
I don’t believe that article, the entire state of Hawaii wears flip flops and we’re not a bunch of sterile Quasimodos.
what the fuck let peopel hurt their asshole