Posted by
Gavin
• 06.03.09 12:00 pm


What if, when your mom was pregnant with you, she decided to take some time off work? What a fucking cunt, eh? She’d deserve to be kicked in the stomach so hard, it killed the baby (you). This is the kind of brilliant logic

What if, when your mom was pregnant with you, she decided to take some time off work? What a fucking cunt, eh? She’d deserve to be kicked in the stomach so hard, it killed the baby (you). This is the kind of brilliant logic surrounding the demise of Missbehave Magazine after the owner, Samantha Moeller decided to call it quits and focus on her second baby.

The first stage was a huge backlash from her employees. They deserved to still be working full time because to work for her is a God-given right. They hated her for breeding because it inconvenienced them. Huh? Don’t these people have mothers? What are you supposed to do when you’re pregnant? Get a nanny and continue to write about fingernails all day? You even had porn stars calling her a sell out. Women who sell their sexuality for money are calling a woman sexist for having a baby. Oooooh kaaaye. What’s a woman supposed to do? Do you WANT the movie Idiocracy to come true?

Oh yeah, and this was about the worst year for magazine sales ever. Samantha only put out 4 issues a year yet she employed an entire, full time staff. Believe me, I know magazines and Samantha was one of the most generous employers I ever met. So generous it bankrupted her. Instead of “Fuck you,” how about “Thank you”?

This shit reminds me of the time I walked into an East Village bar about 8 years ago and saw an angry table of scowling 20-somethings seething with rage because they lost their jobs. The Beastie Boys’ “Free Tibet” charity had run out of money and they all wanted to kill MCA for letting them go. Um, it’s a charity you fuckheads. I don’t even need a metaphor. It’s a charity. It ran out of money. Why are you entitled to a fucking job? Missbehave was not a local Youth Center for troubled teens. It was a hipster fashion magazine for young girls.

Eventually Jezebel reacted to the backlash and wrote a nice article about her. Samantha compared it to a bitter one Claw wrote and tweeted “ Judging by article, can you guess who’s husband I used to sleep with??” (Sam used to sleep with Claw’s husband.)

This led Claw’s husband to post something on Claw’s site that said something like “You better watch it yo. Claw doesn’t want to kick a bitch in the belly during her first trimester but she will.” It’s been taken down but here’s Sam discussing the bizarre threat. He’s since dug himself a deeper hole by threatening to release nude pictures of her to which Sam responded, “Oh well. I did look pretty hot back then.”

So, modern feminism has gone from helping women out of the kitchen and allowing them to work – to lynching them if they don’t. It’s worth noting Sam hasn’t completely given up working. She still has a hundred spinning plates. She just stopped going into debt running a magazine. Should she apologize for that? We never hear feminists get mad at mercy killings or public stonings or pouring butyric acid in a girl’s face for not marrying the right guy but if a woman dares to take some motherfucking maternity leave, they do a whole episode of 60 Minutes about it. 60 Minutes! This topic isn’t just teenage wiggers bitching on blogs.

Everyone’s for choice unless of course a woman chooses something remotely traditional or inherently natural. Now it’s sexist to be a woman. Who knew? What’s next, Girl Power hysterectomies?

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Comments
  1. goofus says:

    Gavin killed it. Missbehave sucked anyway. Bunch of corny white girls trying to dress puerto rican and act hard. Much like it’s male counterpart. Ugh, give it a rest, corny ny hipsters. You’re in your late 20′s/30′s, no one’s saying you need to rock LL Bean, but the days of fronting like youre a mid 90′s NY rapper are long gone. All your “street cred” is just a bunch of conrballs running around with corny t-shirts. Do something innovative or productive that might let real adults take you even a smidgen seriously.

  2. Harold Hunter says:

    Man, who gives a shit about girl magazines…

  3. WELL YOUR DEFINATELY RIGHT GAVIN MACINES, AND OF COARSE WE CAN ALL READY SEE THE ENRAGED RESPONCE’S FROM NYC LIBS PORING IN. WELL ITS A PRETTY SAD DAY WHEN IT COME’S DOWN TO ONE MAN WITH A BLOG TO TAKE ON THE ‘REVERSE SEXISM’ SO INHERENT IN THE NYC LIB FEMINAZI WORLD … BUT WE MUST THINK ABOTU IT.

    WELL NOT ONLY IS GAVIN MACINES TAKING ON THE FEMINAZI’S, BUT HE IS DOING ALOT OF THE ‘HEAVY LIFTING’ FOR THEM AND HE IS RIGHT, THEIR LITTERALLY HAS NEVER BEEN A WOMANS’ GROUP TO TAKE ON THE ISLAM WORLD MAKING A FORTH CALIFATE HEAR IN THE U.S., SUCH AS THE STONING AND THE ACID AND OTHER. THEY SHOULD OF DONE IT YEAR’S AGO BUT NOW GAVIN MACINES IS SHOWING THEM HOW.

    THIS IS AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL THE FEMINAZI’S OF THE WROLD – WHY ARE YOU LETTING GAVING MACINES BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD TO CARE ABOTU THIS STUFF? HE IS REALLY ONE-UPPING YOU AND I DO’NT MEAN IN THE BUTT. TAKE A LESSON, FROM HIM.

    WELL ANY WAYS POEPLE SOME TIMES MAKE A CHOICE TO BE A TRADITION PERSON, OR SOME TIMES THERE BORN IN TO IT, LIKE ME JUST A NORMAL GUY. OR SOME POEPLE LIKE GAVIN MACINES THEY GO THREW A ‘HIPSTER’ PHASE BUT THEN THEY HIT THEY’RE 30′IES AND THEY BEGIN TO SEE WHAT, ITS REALLY VALUEABLE, YOU DO’NT WANT TO LOSE YOU’RE PARENT’S LOVE. SO YOUR RIGHT GAVIN MACINES, THE CHILDREN REALLY ARE ARE FUTURE AND ITS TIME WE STAND UP, IF NOT FOR THEM THEN FOR OUR FUTURE.

  4. Loomis says:

    Oh no. Not all caps again. Has this guy been hired by the competition to kill discussions?

  5. @jang says:

    could stop writing like a third world baby, it’s not classy, nor funny, it’s just annoying.

  6. Sarah O Sarah says:

    Some details you left out. 1; Claws is 40 and has no kids but still dresses like one. 2; Her husband comes from a rich family but he’s a rebel so he chose being a wigger instead. She’s bitter and he’s a hypocrite.

  7. Lesley says:

    Missbehave was my favorite place to work ever. We were all sad when it ended, but don’t be mistaken. Sam getting pregnant was just the straw that broke the unemployed camel’s back. Missbehave really ended when all of our advertisers pulled because they had no money and instead just did Nylon, which left us eating Nylon’s dust and fucking Marvin Scott Jarrett and Dov Charney dancing on our grave. Baby Sinead didn’t even get paid. We were willing to work with her because she worked for free. Sam had to fire the people she started the actual magazine with. Really talented people who had been with the company for years. I feel lucky to even have worked there at all. It was just 2 issues, but 2 issues that I’m really fucking proud of.
    The recession happened while Sam’s new baby was still a tiny sperm in Adrian’s balls.
    I’m just hoping it’s a girl.

  8. Red says:

    The big picture here is how mad people get when a woman dares to breed. How did we get here?

  9. Betty Draper says:

    missbehave sucked, and this is coming from someone who had a subscription at one point. i think the issue is how samantha handled the situation, not that she shut down the blog/mag. claw’s blog post had some valid points although she shouldn’t have commented if only for the easy out that samantha had to refute her points (i.e boning claw’s husband at one point). claw is like a thousand times more talented, she should focus on that instead of this retarded debate.

  10. Breton Crackers says:

    Yeah, JAG fucking sucks.

    Gavin on the other hand, silenced the cries of a thousand bitches with this article. It’s too bad more women wont be able to read this.

    Modern feminism really has gotten out of hand. Really, I don’t think it should exist. Equal opportunity is there for the most part and what’s not equal now, probably never will be because women have done all they can do. By acting like shitty dudes and parading their choice to never act like the women in a generation before them, these neo-feminists are just setting themselves back.

    I’ve always respected a woman that could look after a child. Fuck, I wish I had the patience and empathy to do so, but I don’t. Many women on the other hand do.

    Thanks to you, staff of Missbehave for killing a million boners. Is it really empowering to suggest that men should want girls in plaid shirts and chucks with no tits that drink as much as men, smoke more weed and can’t identify a spatula?

  11. No Room for Nigger says:

    I think the reaction to this is endemic of what gets pounded down girls throats during their liberal-arts 4 year English/sociology phase and how that prepares them for absolutely nothing in the real world.

    The people who got pissed at Moeller for caring about her kids and family instead of the “movement” (paid for by jeans and makeup ads) are just people who’ve accomplished absolutely nothing with their lives despite the many years they spent insisting that they would “change the world and make it a better and more equal space for women” to impress their lesbian professors who make $180,000 a year and never had a real job.

    When they see somebody who’s actually accomplished something and opted out for whatever reason they fly into a fucking rage. These days everybody is in a rush to feel better or smarter than somebody else who’s above them and will jump on any opportunity to do so. It’s why faggots yell at you in Vancouver if you’re carrying a plastic bag down the street. Who cares if they can’t pay their bills at the age of 35 or blow their $350 paycheck buying whimsical pins at a thrift store? They’re right and they’re better than you and they’re gonna goddamned make sure you know about it. That shit gets them off all day. “I yelled at a chick for carrying a plastic bag home from the store. What an ignorant earth-hating bitch. I’m so much better than she is.”

    It’s the same mentality and what can you expect from a generation of people who grew up being told “you’re the best, you’re special, you can’t do anything wrong, everyone gets a trophy!” People think its impossible for them to be wrong, and when they get a bit older and have to face the music and realize that their lives are more or less just as pathetic as anybody elses, the natural reaction is to lash out and try to elevate yourself over people who are successful. You can’t go on accomplishments so you have to go thoughts or opinions. And that’s just fucking sad.

  12. Sarah O Sarah says:

    In the 70s feminist learned that bra burning and shitting on their fellow women for wearing lipstick was widdling down their numbers to nothing so they went from a system of exclusion to a system of inclusion. They broke the glass ceiling so women could have the OPTION to work in a man’s world IF THEY WERE SO INCLINED. Most, it turns out, do not see working on Power Point Presentations all night as important as shaping a human life.
    http://www.amazon.com/Why-Men-Earn-More-Startling/dp/0814472109

    Making women feel bad about not being men is way more sexist than not letting them vote or any of that other old-timey sexism our grandmothers had to endure.

  13. WELL SARAH YOUR DEFINATELY RIGHT THAT THE FEMINAZI’S NUMBERS BECAME MORE WIDDLE AFTER THEY WERE TAKING SHIT’S ON WOMYN FOR WEARING MAKE-UP. WELL NOW-A-DAY’S I DO’NT KNOW IF THE NUMBERS CAN BE MORE WIDDLE THAN ZERO BUT THEN AGAIN ZERO IS THE AVERGAE IQ NUMBER OF THE TYPICAL FEMINAZI LOL

  14. sweet tits says:

    as a woman i feel it’s my right to not be a feminist.

  15. Christi Bradnox says:

    Ah ha. Missbehave sucked anyway. Ooh. Lesley’s friends with Chloe and we’ll put her in like every magazine because she is a star (still riding the fumes from young work when she was good) and ah ha it still fell through. Maybe get some more star-friends? Or learn how to write? or learn how to write about something interesting (which means thinking about something interesting!)?? Blah blah I am happy it is dead.

  16. SHITCOCK says:

    Gavin when will you stopped being surprised that stupid people have stupid opinions. Idiocracy is almost true already. 99.999% of the world are stupid, ignorant morons and if you scratch the surface you will find nothing but garbage below. It’s all most people can do to manage to put on some sort of acceptable facade.

    Also as far as people getting pissy about losing their jobs; just like it is her absolute right to shut down her company that’s driving her broke and focus on her family, it is also the right of someone who gets laid off to bitch about it for up to 3 months. After that you need to STFU and move on.

  17. skull front says:

    claw and street ced not possible. daddy will hold you now.

  18. Gin Gin says:

    This piece stinks of favoritism. barf.

  19. AMEN GAVIN.

    All (most) of the Toronto babies are being raised by imported Filipino nannies while the biological mothers continue to work because they’ve been brainwashed into thinking they have to “have it all.” Then they complain that most of their paycheck goes to their employee/nanny. When did the decision to raise a child stop being an honourable choice? It wasn’t when my mum put her career on hold for 15 years to raise me, and it STILL isn’t…. 30 years later.

  20. Anna says:

    I am sorta pissed off. First they lay off Lesley who was like one of the only good contributors, and then they fold without even saying shit. They didn’t update FOREVER without an explanation. I hope your baby is happier then your readers, Samantha.

  21. Dork says:

    Missbehave had been dying a slow, torturous death for quite some time now. Lesley was the only shining beacon in the final days, and Baby Sinead sucked the life out of it completely. You could really sense her barely masked anger and bitterness, and she would pick bitchy little fights with the other writers on the public forum. I think that Sam was just finally giving in to the inevitable. Pregnancy was a convenient excuse. I enjoyed parts of it while it lasted…

  22. hathat says:

    i like how you embellish d-list celebrity gossip with cursory gender politics. i guess you’re on point but who gives a fuck about these people?

  23. George Carlin's Ghost says:

    This isn’t feminism’s fault, Gavin. So don’t blame the antics of two wacko aging hipsters as evidence that feminism is anti-woman.

    I understood why some people were a little miffed at first because no one likes losing their jobs. But seriously? You guys work in MAGAZINES for fuck’s sake. You have to get used to getting fired/laid off/having your magazine fold. Freaking out and threatening violence is just insane and reveals a lot of naivety and self-righteous bullshit.

    Also, I thought about it, and her folding the blog because of her kid was probably just an excuse. The magazine folded a few months before and things weren’t looking great. She probably didn’t want to mention how shitty they were all doing because she doesn’t exactly have a head for business or she thought it would have hurt the magazine from ever coming back. Missbehave was an OK magazine, definitely better than Nylon, but it wasn’t exactly the greatest magazine in the world. People freaking out over the loss of this magazine need to pick up a book or get outside of Williamsburg.

  24. @Sweet Tits says:

    Um, if you believe you shoud be equal to a man then guess what, you’re a feminist.

    What are they teaching people these days? I bet you’re one of those kind of chicks who drinks beer and pretends to be into sport as a way of meeting men.

  25. Street Boning says:

    Well at least Sam still has that store on Eldridge and Stanton with the huge MISSBEHAVE mural Giant did.

  26. whoa says:

    you’re the man, Gavin. i hope all involved read what you’ve written. as per usual, you nailed it.

  27. Mass Appeal Magazine says:

    Haha, we told you bitches, what goes around comes around.

  28. WELL THAT WASNT ME THAT SAID THOSE OTHER COMMENTS ABOVE. JUST GOES TWO SHOW IMITATION IS THE MOST FORM OF FLAT TERRY. WELL THANKS FOUR LINK KING TWO MY TWITTER ANY WAYS SO I CAN GET MORE FOLLOWERS. LOL.

  29. Enlarged Glands says:

    Didn’t read it but i really enjoy having carnal knowledge of females

  30. rachel gilman says:

    “Huge backlash from their employees… ” More like one rotten apple who has no idea how business works in the first place who is trying to cause a stir to bring traffic to their own website. Shit happens,move on. Lesley and Samantha and her (hired) team were fucking amazing. End of story.

  31. sam says:

    fuck, i’m kinda just waiting for BS to come on here and bitch YET AGAIN. i’m looking forward to it so she can further prove that she is fucked in the head. its sad. like watching a car crash.

  32. Claw1 says:

    ok kids – here is the real skinny coming from the self described head bitch in charge. i have know samantha for 10 years or so – she used to beg me to work as one of my assistants and for me to take her to paint graffiti. at that time she was dating my NOW husband very seriously. he used to pay me a lot of attention and draw my name when he was bored. she got very angry because of this. sadly for her, i never hired her or took her out for a night of mayhem. months later after their break up (she was already in a serious relationship with her NOW husband) I started to date Jesse. now she is extra mad. fast forward years later when Sam’s husband let her take the reigns as a quasi fashion stylist for the magazine – she would pull my clothes from my showroom – just to spy on me and then tell the mag staff “we will never shooot claw for mass appeal”. hence doing the same thing over and over with her own publication. so when the missbehave went down, i wrote a post about a girl i never had any respect for. can we stop now? no – she twittered about sleeping with my husband (i think it was a relationship) and he saw it and responded with some blog rage. please like all you bitches haven’t gotten gangsta online.

  33. Claw1 says:

    I suck used dicks.

  34. Sharon says:

    Are you girls 12 years old? Bickering over Twitter? Really.

  35. Busted Hypocrite says:

    Claudia..you are a rich jewish girl from long island who’s daddy is a dentist. You aren’t privledged? I have seen you out at bars many of times looking fucked up on god knows what many a time. Who gives a fuck how much money someone has or if they do drugs? Why do you care when it applies to you as well. You are a legend only in your mind…and just a sad loser making threats against a pregnant woman in everyone elses. Speaking of pregnant, you look like your carrying triplets but I pray the human races sake you aren’t. It would have been more honorable had you come on here and posted that you made a mistake by taking such a personal attack on Samantha but instead you post some high school bullshit proving you have no matter between your ears besides your busted ass grill piece.

  36. GANGSTA GANGSTA says:

    bwa hwa hwa this pathetic little twat named “claw” ooooooh.. she axe all “gangsta” online. listen you talentless boring fashion carer, I would like to shove a tennis ball sized clump of Crest Whitestrips SUPREME all up in your barren cunt and rumb a bum bum. parump a pum pum. but that’s me, and you don’t know me.. to fantasize publicly about that shit is an instant loser.. nice work.

    NYC is fucking lame, why don’t you guys concentrate on partying with the new supermodel twee hepster songstress to distract yourselves from the fact that your shitty city is about as cool as a Stroke

  37. fartz says:

    I am dying to know what claw’s husband looks like. Most likely an overgrown pituitary case in dunks with a gay-ass notebook for all his wittle drawerings of his nick-name all over it. cuteeeee!

  38. NYC is such a joke these days says:

    as eveidenced by stupid shit like this.

  39. sarah morrison says:

    what should be happening here is everyone should focus their hate-ergy on that crazy baby sinead girl who never even worked for missbehave!

  40. Sharon says:

    Was Baby Sinead the only one who really raised a stink about this in the first place?

  41. faaaaaaaaagg says:

    can we all concentrate really hard and give Claudia terminal brain cancer. on the count of ONE.. TWO.. WEGRO

    “”Claw Money is a legendary Graffiti Artist, best known for her signature icon, a paw with three claws. This paw could be spotted all over New York during her days rolling with prestigious graff crews,”"

    oohh check out my Paw Claw guys, it’s kind of like my doodle nickname, it’s so you totally know, I’m here! papaw’s little BEE GIRL. bzzzt bzzzt. honey, you bzzt recognize, I make clothes for geniuses like Peter Wentz and Santygold to totally sweat their musical juice in, when they’re nervous before a date with Ashley Simpzon and doing Converse ads.. PUNK ROCK IN FULL EFFECT. see I’m like the interzection of Rock (white spoiled cunt) with Street (black poor penis) ya know, when I was a little girl listening to .. EPMD.. and other Rap opular groops, I always fanatizized that one day I’d be a seamstress making giant ugly rainbow pants for stupid shitheads and thinking that made my 1000′s and 1000′s of boring text drawls on the internet worth reading.

  42. rachel gilman says:

    yes sharon.

  43. Sharon says:

    She wasn’t even being paid to begin with AND she was included in Samantha’s email… what a shit disturber! She has always infuriated me.

  44. Michael says:

    Man, mercy killings get me fucking steamed and I’m not even a feminist.

    Wait…….what?

  45. WHAT!!!!!!!!??? says:

    Has everyone lost their goddamn minds? You’re defending Samantha Moeller? What? Wait, everyone’s beating up on CLAW? Is this for real? People don’t hate Moeller for having babies they hate her because she is a LOSER x 100. People hate Missbehave because it was an insulting-to-all-women piece of shit. Come on, keep up! Where have you been?

    Now CLAW really is going to beat this bitch up. Yay! I can’t wait! Go back to the midwest/canada/whereverthefuck if you’re so offended.

    Also, Gavin McInnes. HahahahaahahaVICEhahahahahahaha. You might get it too – careful, honey!

  46. WHAT!!!!!!!!??? says:

    I’m a fucking stupid cunt.

  47. fuck everybody says:

    @WHAT!!!!!!!????? – I agree with your last comment

  48. lorge says:

    Only thing I know about Baby Sinead – and the only thing I care to know – is she has great tits and gives good head on camera. Can anyone warn me whether she has any incurable STDs?

  49. Liberal Thug says:

    Sam could have handled things better. The writers got fucked over, but what about the READERS? it’s bad business to take money and run without even providing your buyers with an explanation and leaving them to piece together what happened through various twitter feeds and hearsay. Sam is like what, 50 years old? haha seriously she needs to grow up. I’m down with taking mat. leave or wanting to raise your kid but don’t be in business if you’re too self-centered to cater to your readers.

  50. ??? says:

    What a tiny little bubble you all live in…

  51. dsy says:

    seeing as how i dont know samantha or claw personally, my opinion is completely unbiased and unimportant, but ill get up on my soap box anyway.

    both seem like women who have enough money to wipe their ass with $20 bills…

    sure jesse mighta went a lil overboard with the kick to the belly comment, but if someone just took a shot at your marriage via the internets (which are serious business) wouldnt you be filled with some type of rage?

    samantha has the right to do whatever the fuck it is that she pleases with her business, however, common decency is no longer common. whether or not the bloggers were paid or not isnt the point, if youre gonna dead something like that it should be during a meeting, where things can be explained. im sure people didnt go to missbehave thinking ‘if this shit tanks, thats totally cool’.

    im a mom, i know pregnancy is important and difficult, sometimes even more difficult than raising a child. its like an alien has invaded you and completely taken over. your moods, your comfort, your sleep, your eating, everything is subject to change according to what the body snatcher prefers.

    quitting her failing business to be a full time mom sounds like it could be the right idea for her. so no ones faulting her for wanting to do that, and its not a feminist attack. its more like – dont be a dick and except people to suck your asshole because you got knocked up.

    my .02

  52. sinead says:

    dude that sinead girl has gained so much weight that she cant do any of that shit no more. she just posts up oldphotos and pretends they are recent. has anyone seen her lately. shes a solid 50 pounds heavier than those pics. mad funny iz all. no porno 4 fat grls

  53. Dork says:

    Oh shit, now all of the victim-whiner-jezzies are going to get all up in our shit!

    http://jezebel.com/5277497/pregnant-missbehave-editor-threatened-by-artist-alleged-advertiser

  54. Beef says:

    Ugh, women are so lame.

  55. Unkus says:

    So this Claw chick really has her head up ass, huh? She’s really 40? Did she just write something about a guy drawing her name when he was bored up there? I’m so pissed for being exposed to that whole comment.

    Hey, arrestedly developed atrocious-blog lady, the smallest degree of awareness would tell you that, if this situation is remotely fascinating to anyone who isn’t directly involved, it’s because of exactly the points that Gavin already discussed and nothing more. Why would you think anyone would find it relevant for you to open your mouth and confirm the exact inane, feeble-minded details that those of us with the capacity for abstract thought already regretfully gleaned and shuttered from? If you’re confused about your public role in this whole thing, I think it strictly has to do with how horribly off-putting and charmlessly cringe-inducing your blog posts and mental state are, your apparently borderline retarded husband’s inability to use his “blog rage” to form a properly nasty insult or threat that isn’t profoundly embarrassing for him (husband = Kevin Federline + old boxer’s colostomy bag?), and, for stark contrast, Samantha’s funny and relatively adult-like responses. What a weird little bubble. Grow up, Useless.

  56. Unkus says:

    Also, as someone who’s never heard of Samantha Moeller or Claw before now, I can say with complete confidence that WHAT!!!!!!!!???’s comment is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. Comments like those from George Carlin’s Ghost and Dork are the way of the future. Everybody either be like them or a funny asshole.

    And SHITCOCK’s thing about 3-month bitching rights is kinda true depending on the case. This is not one of those cases.

  57. j.e.w.e.l.s says:

    I agree with dsy. this is all super lame and needs to stop. let sam be a mom and claw do her graffiti. they both have/had awesome careers and should be grateful that they’re not the ones waiting on the unemployment line. whatever happened between them in the past, they should have left it there. We dont need to know who slept with who and who wasnt put in a magazine…10 yrs ago.
    As for the whole baby sinead thing, she said it herself: drama=hits=money. So, they give us internet beef, we eat it up, and they get money. Everybody wins.

  58. Sharon Stoned says:

    So… she had this vanity project, hired a bunch of people, fired them over twitter when real life got so, like, real, then they got all like “yo bicth!” bitchy, then she got all like “whoa!” bitchy, then some dipshit said…

    This is sort of thing is why I used to fantasize about burning down my High School.

  59. WHAT!!!!!!!!??? says:

    Defending Samantha Moeller and Shitbehave HAHAHAHA! I have to think this is a joke. I can’t stop laughing.

    Her outfits (not to mention writing skills) are a disgrace to stay-at-home moms, feminazis, magazine editors and wiggers the world over.

    Get with the program people.

  60. Purple says:

    CLAW! HAHA fucking CLAW!?

    I can’t get over that stupid bitch, I’ve never been so glad I don’t live in NYC. What a two bit whore.

  61. James says:

    I hope that it is replaced by a new gay magazine.

  62. Guy Incognito says:

    Anybody else find it really funny when these drama bombs blow the fuck up on websites run by educated women in their 30s and 40s and makes them look like 15 year olds on myspace? Now that’s feminism shooting itself in the foot.

  63. zaxxon says:

    Fuck, I was considering moving to New York for the deli meats. Now I’m not so sure it’s worth it.

    You fuckers ruin everything.

  64. Janie says:

    Jesus fucking christ. You people have way too much time on your hands. The women whom this commentary is based on sound like a couple of teenage drama queens and the rest of you are their stupid bitches. Either of them ever even thinking about responding to this crap is a retarded persons wet dream (ie its fucking makes no sense). Who cares who fucked who’s BF before they met their NOW spouses and who cares that she had to fire her friends and shut Missbehave’s doors (figuratively, you assholes). Tough shit. Thats life. Get a grip. FUCK OFF. MOVING ON……

  65. WHAT!!!!!!!!??? says:

    Hey Unkus…it’s “shudder.” Thanks.

    Say what you will with your complete confidence (shit, you are TEEEEEEdious and boring)…all I’m saying is that like Joyce Carol Oates, I enjoy a good boxing match. People at this site and Jezebel should know the basics…CLAW fights. Her husband does too. It is what it is.

    My reasons for why people feel the way they do about Moeller and Missbehave, hey…pure fact. FAIL and FAIL. DOUBLE FAIL!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!

  66. huhuhuhuh says:

    This is the highlight of Samantha’s career while it is like a gnat on Claw’s ass.

  67. lulz says:

    Claws career = successful
    Sams = not
    Moeller just keeps stirring the pot in hopes of getting more traffic.

  68. Girl Power Hysterectomies?! says:

    I’m all for it.

  69. Sarah O Sarah says:

    You guys are missing the point here. Did you check those links? This is NOT just a bunch of New York teenagers. It’s a very popular belief amongst modern mainstream feminists.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9-QXeTpAi0

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/10/08/60minutes/main648240.shtml

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Hirshman

    The Jezebel comments further this. Nonsensical quotes like…

    “Being a stay-at-home-mom is NOT an inherently natural part of being a woman,”

  70. emilz says:

    This whole beef is beyond retarded so I’ll refrain to comment about it. All I have to say is that eventhough I don’t know Claw , I’m positive that the main reason why Tracie and Gavin are on Sam’s side is because they have met her personally, and know first hand, what a genuine, generous, and fun person to be around she is.

    That’s all

  71. beej says:

    Heres what it is:

    Middle class white people should shut the fuck up about doing graffiti.

    If you are, or ever have been, white and middle class – its only cool if you do it anonymously. You had other opportunities. The fame and money from anything related to hip hop goes to the kids who came from nothing. If you grew up in a house full of books you are allowed to do hip hop but you have to shut the fuck up about it.

    Thats the rules and you cant break them, you can only break yourself against them.

    Also, in regards this article and the whole topic, im fucking interested and almost proud to be part of this generation when i read shit like what the guy who wrote this article wrote up top, and the whole agenda, and even most of the comments on here. Im with you guys. I like this shit.
    I agree with you and im backing what you say here 100%.
    Jezebel / Missbehave whatever, im more into SBTVC

    also if i was a girl i would stomp the fuck out of this graffiti bitch for saying something like that about a pregnant woman.

    Her husband should watch the fuck out.

    Thats it.

  72. beej says:

    In addition:

    Sarah O Sarahs comments on here i back 100%.

    Its fucking very affirming to see someone write something intelligent and reasonable etc like that, thanks for the effort.

  73. Shorty says:

    wtf r u talking about guys??? shut up and dance, this is the sound of the body

  74. Wow! - says:

    [...] written about me, or more like the drama that has followed me, I’d like to say thanks to Street Carnage and Jezebel for supporting my right to choose. I’m shocked at what has come out of me [...]

  75. Talib Kweli says:

    Beej….did you really write “If you grew up in a house full of books you are allowed to do hip hop but you have to shut the fuck up about it.” WOWOWOWOW.

    Of course you agree with the original post and simper simper uhhh “…the whole agenda, and even most of the comments on here. Im with you guys. I like this shit. I agree with you and im backing what you say here 100%.” I suspect you know nothing about a) books or b) getting stomped the fuck out. Just a hunch, tough guy.

    Who ARE you people?

    CLAW is most official.

  76. superhero without the tights nor a cape says:

    Man, Claw’s interns are out in force supporting her arn’t they? Too bad they’re the only ones…

  77. Land Whales Have Feelings Too says:

    whole things sucks for Missbehave, HOWEVER…

    did none of them realize that craziness from Baby Sinead was pretty much inescapable? bitch is fucking NUTS – she’s flipped out, harassed, and acted like a general psycho to DOZENS of people, online & irl in NYC. too bad the bitches at Missbehave were too stupid to realize what a fucking psycho hosebeast she really is & let her spew her STD riddled cock gobbler all over the internet & gain even more “e-fame”. hate to say “I told ya so”, Missbehave, but seriously, WTF did you expect???

    ps: too fat 4 porno is right! bitch is clocking in @ nearly 170lbs @ this point. prize heffer!!!

  78. Come on wow says:

    That’s bullshit. Dude’s comments were definitely foul, but he’s defending his wife. Don’t you think there’s more behind this than the random commenter here knows? This doesn’t seem newsworthy at all, it’s personal beef.

  79. Sarah O Sarah says:

    It’s newsworthy because it’s part of a bigger thing. More woman are leaving work to be with their kids and more people are shitting on them for it like it’s some kind of sell out.

  80. bob "dollar scrills" barker says:

    i hate all you niggas.

  81. Audrey JAPburn says:

    i’m too young to really understand this. i’m only a junior in college and don’t really know too much about parenting, ya know.

    when this happened, i was confused so i called my mom and was like yo why is the founder of one of my bookmarked blogs leaving when she’s pregnant? i wasn’t upset, just pretty confused. my mom was like all about working until i was born and only took like, 3 months off or some shit, but she told me that she regrets not being there to take care of me. all i can say is that sam is really lucky to have the $ to do it in the economy, the support to do it, and jesus those are some lucky kids. really lucky.

    y’all can hate on missbehave but thank you sam for entertaining me on the internet for most of a year. mazel toff on the babes.

  82. Purple says:

    Fuck, Claw. Rich jewish bitch trying to feel meaningful. Fuck you.

    And fuck any white kid who listens to wu-tang and spray paints their name on walls thinking they’re an artist. It seems like every kid and his dog has hoped on that wagon.

  83. Nad Rider says:

    Oh god forbid that when someone commits a chunk of their life to an endeavor they don’t want it to just end because some bee-atch snapped her fingers and said “It’s mommy time!” Man up, admit that the shit was failing and be polite about it! I love how motherhood is suddenly becoming a great excuse for being a total assbag! Fuck. When will it finally be time to go Brave New World and start test-tubing the fuckers and raising them with pathetic delta people as their full-time nannies. Problem solved!

  84. Liberal Thug says:

    No better way for a woman to keep expectations low than to name herself fucking “Claw.” Mmmmm, I can taste the goodness from here.

  85. beej says:

    I hope i dont offend any rich white new york hip hop officianado blog people on here (yes i am a tough guy) but………

    …If a man threatens a pregnant woman with getting kicked in the stomach, he needs to get his face fractured.

    x

  86. fukin shit says:

    Samantha’s decision is her decision and she should be allowed to have it without some assholes being like “yo you’re having a kid, fuck you for closing a bankrupt magazine during the worst recession since the great depression and where magazines barely even exist now anyway.” That’s fuckin stupid. But I got to say, Linda Hirshman (who you linked) does not represent all feminists, she just happens to be a really outspoken and totally misguided feminist who isn’t really all that feminist when it comes down to it. There are tons of feminists writing about Afghani girls getting acid thrown in their faces and heroic ob-gyns getting fucking murdered in church because they give legal abortions. Those feminists just don’t get published as often in as high-profile places as Hirshman, because that shit is too real and drama and girlfighting sells papers aka gets web traffic.

  87. i took your bitch says:

    lolz MISSbehave

  88. Lame bitches says:

    CLAW is fat as hell, if that’s her in that youtube video.

    How could a fat bitch have a fashion and dating website?

  89. IP ADDRESS number blah blah blah/yackity yack says:

    @superhero without the tights nor a cape

    I was a little offended with your comment. You don’t want to hear my goddamn opinion on the matter. IT has something to do with those little red wagons that children pull around behind them, putting all their shit in.

    Now get back on the play ground
    with the other kids and try n’ not
    scrape your knee.
    I’d rather skip recess.

    And to leave this on a phoney noat []

    I’m taking my ball and going home.

  90. There is an anti-semitic undertone to this whole tirade which is not cool…
    What has Claw being Jewish got to do with her being a rich cunt? And why do some commenters seem to be suggesting that the one presupposes the other?

  91. I remember... says:

    When that Ricky Powell guy clowned Claw in his Mass Appeal column. Don’t remember how long ago but within the last 2 years (?) Her husband apparently beat him up at a party. Is this a pattern or something – the beef doesn’t seem brand new.

    I’m irked by the antisemitism too, this is NYC people!

  92. The Boss says:

    yesssss I love America. the fact that any of this is a talking point means that we have NO real problems. only a well-fed, warm, clean human being could possibly have time for this shit

  93. this is old says:

    This is old beef- they Mass Appeal started and now you opened it back up. Let us hope she doesn’t get all Ricky Powell on your ass too Gavin….. and this bitch Samantha is feeling tough because she has a get out of jail free card, being pregnant.

  94. Anonymous says:

    what??

    and you wonder why some men want to keep us in burkas and mutilate our clits?

    i’m telling you, american liberal women are going to ruin it for the rest of the world’s women. fucking miserable cat-clawing banshees. this is what you do with your liberty?

    DO YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE THE ANCIENT GREEK WOMEN, STRIPPED OF ALL RIGHTS AGAIN? WHY CAN’T YOU ACT MORE LIKE THE ETRUSCAN WOMEN! COME ON, MEN WANT COMRADES, NOT PSYCHO BLADES!

    i’ll just get a penis put on if this keeps up.

  95. Tu madre says:

    Whatever! The mag was nice.

  96. bipbipbomp says:

    The Jews need to get the fuck over themselves. What, we can make fun of everybody but you?? Fuck off w/ your “This anti-semitism really bothers me” and “what does being jewish have to do w/ being rich?”. Ohhh, gee, I don’t know. Stereotypes exist for a reason, and according to that theory (Occam’s Razor?), the most simple explanation for the facts is the correct explanation of the facts. Sit on it

  97. Demetrius Owusu-McBride says:

    Gotta agree with bipbipbomp. Hollywood is basically a Jewish owned factory that produces nothing but shit that makes fun of all kinds of people, especially gentiles. I have no problem with that. If non-Jews (except blacks of course) can get over themselves, why can’t Jews? Last I checked, irony plays an important role in this web-site. And check this out: My mother’s Scots-Jewish. Can you imagine the double-dose of cheap fuck’s disease that bitch carries through life? Seriously, that mofo is so cheap that she mourned the death of the pay-phone because she could no longer go around sticking her grubby little finger in the change return thingy hoping that someone had left a quarter behind. Fucked up, right? It’s also very true. What can we do but laugh?

  98. neutral state says:

    I think you are missing he whole point. Its not that she wants to be a stay at home mom. It’s the unprofessional way she went about ending things. I’m sure her employees stayed late and worked their asses off. They deserved more then an email. How about 2 weeks notice? Severance package? The same respect she would have wanted if her employees moved on. This thing has spiraled out of control and the point of how she ended things is getting lost.

  99. sbot says:

    yeah what netural state said. but there were a few comments saying things like, “youre a hypocrite” “you’re the opposite of a feminist” for Samantha choosing to end MB and focus on being a mom. but i think there was a far more positive response to her decision than a negative. that sinead girl, just keep rehashing things over and over and over.

    and jezebel has always been on MB’s side. since like ever.

  100. menaceleague says:

    Another excuse for people to hate on feminists.

    Its always easier for people to point out and hate on what others are doing wrong than to create something themselves.

  101. @bipbipbomp I’m not jewish, you aggressive bellend. I also ‘get’ that this site is ‘based on irony’. But – and this whole Sam vs Claw thing is a perfect case in point – there are a few people checking out SBTVC, Missbehave, Vice, etc, whatever, who are complete fucking tools; severely lacking the sophistication to appreciate the subversion in the irony and instead using it to vindicate their own prejudices.

    I think you are one of those tools.

  102. Demetrius Owusu-McBride says:

    @WashRinseRepeat

    I for one feel completely owned by you right now. I expect that your words will someday hold the same historical importance as the Gettysburg Address and MLK’s I Have a Dream. Great change is in the offing for this message board as a result of your moral PRESENCE. I now understand that free speech is fantastic, but only when we like what he hear. I just…I don’t know…I promised myself I wouldn’t cry…THANK YOU.

  103. Vamily Falues says:

    It’s always the family values with you hips kids at Vice

  104. @Demetrius Owusu-McBride, you have a sandy vag because you think I called you an unsophisticated tool, don’t you? If you want to repudiate that then I think maybe don’t make posts like the one above.

  105. Demetrius Owusu-McBride says:

    But…but…I’m a Jew and you just called me a tool. That’s anti-semitic! Somebody call the SPLC on this Nazi!

  106. @Demetrius Owusu-McBride Did I call you a jewish tool? No, I called you an unsophisticated tool and then I said you had a sandy vag. You seem to be struggling with this a bit.

  107. Demetrius Owusu-McBride says:

    Oh, I get it, you’re assuming that I made the comments that you found upsetting. I didn’t. I just happen to believe that people should be allowed to work through “whatevs” without having to be pole-axed by some pseudo-moral compass going around boring everyone by stating the obvious. They already know they’re being naughty, that’s why they say what they say. Your p.c. gag order has never, ever stopped anyone from making tactless comments, and it’s sure as shit never helped anyone to see the world from what you smugly consider to be a more enlightened view. In all of your facile, convenient, Bono-esque humanitarianism, all you ever accomplish is the incitement of more and more of what you allegedly hope to finish. As someone already suggested in these comments, people compensate for a lack of accomplishment by shouting their fake moral superiority at others. It’s all the rage and it obviously makes you feel special (in a completely shallow way) to make something out of nothing that is best left ignored. You’re a joke who hates yourself more than you could ever hate the so-called prejudice that you so benignly rail against. Learn to laugh at yourself. We’re all a big fucking joke. You’ll feel much better. I promise.

  108. marlboro reds says:

    If there had been an official statement in regards to Missbehave ending it seems like most of this drama would have been squashed before it started. Some people love drama though, so maybe this is giving people a reason to live!
    Stopping work to be a Mom is AWESOME! I Respect !

    What if Samantha has a girl and becomes a total Stage Mom? Can there be a documentary?
    Or, a mocumentary with her as a total stage mom and Team Facelift doing a song for it!

  109. ... says:

    “lacking the sophistication to appreciate the subversion in the irony and instead using it to vindicate their own prejudices.”

    That’s all I’m talking about, @Demetrius Owusu-McBride. It’s funny to say that your mum used to stick her finger in dirty slots, I don’t think it’s so ok to prefix any insult thrown Claw’s way with the pejorative ‘jewish’. Simply ‘rich cunt’ will do.

  110. Taeil says:

    in protest, i am never gonna use caps again because of jang. there’s a beauty in tactful typing and reserving such qualities along with the emphasis. so a big thanks to jang’s stick of using all caps with his “genius” idea to sound like an obnoxious prick with a right wing view point.

    you’re like stephen colbert. except his shtick stopped being funny ever since obama got elected and you were never funny in the first place. i hope to god you have a mother. so she gets raped.

    anyways, i’m kidding about never using caps. FUCK YOU. If that whole “I hope to God your mom gets raped” wasn’t a big FUCK YOU already. See how caps bring out that emphasis?

  111. Sinead says:

    I never once called Samantha sexist for having a baby but thanks for misquoting me and insulting me uneccesairly at the same time Gavin. I thought you were a nice guy, but I guess it’s just too easy to take shots at people in the sex biz.

  112. artichokegirl says:

    shut up sinead.

  113. Sinead says:

    Oh I’m sorry I’m not allowed to point out when people are unethical or misquote me. You can shut up.

  114. Sinead says:

    Also Oliva, grow some balls and say Oliva that your sn.

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  116. FM-Bleezy says:

    What’s with the fucking link mania? I have an idea. Why don’t the fucking disgruntled employees or whatever start a blog called MISSBEHAVECARNGAGE and you can link to that stupid shit. The internet is FUCKING FREE so why to ASSHOLES complain why shit shuts down because they ran out of cash?


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