Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 03.23.09 09:55 am 
Sorry to get all eBaum’s on your ass, but it’s only got 500 views and it kind of made my morning. Especially because I had a chicken burrito for breakfast.
Sorry to get all eBaum’s on your ass, but it’s only got 500 views and it kind of made my morning. Especially because I had a chicken burrito for breakfast. You know she happily ate something with chicken in it within hours of doing this.
this is kind of hilarious….
hahahahahahahahahahaha
cry bitch CRY
i call bullshit on this video.
but since the bitch filming is hotter than fresh diarrhea – its the funniest clip evers!
“Shut up bitch, let me fuckin’ die”
Bird survives collision with car, dies from woman’s high-pitched shrieks.
I’m sure Sasquatch does the same thing when he hugs wayward boy scouts too tight.
i hope she kills some more birds- bitch if fucking hilarious!
MURDERER!!!!
This is similar to how I react when I realize the food I just ate was cooked by dirty, dirty mexican illegals.
And as the bird took its last breaths, it thought to itself, “Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace you stupid, insignificant, cunting ass whore. Go to the mall and shop your troubles away. You won’t even notice my feathery carcass on the way back. You’ll be too high from buying more pieces of YOUR death. Just let me die. No need to give me acid-reflux disease too.”
my girlfriend is pathologically afraid of birds. to paraphrase
“I’M GLAD YOU’RE DEAD, YOU FAGGOT CUNT NIGGER BIRD”
i want to have sex on those girls, but only if they bring that bird with them.
In the future, when the cyborgs have taken over, the robots will show this video to those who they suspect of being organic. If the individual is a human then they will be unable to help themselves from mouthing the words, “shut up, you fucking CUNT”, and their game will be up.
and that is why they shouldnt let women drive
Why are they both barefoot?
Why didn’t they just put it out of its misery?
we have become a nation of self-broadcast changelings, proud as peacocks of our displays of backwards evolution.
god bless america.
PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY YOU FUCKING CUNT
i would have eaten the bird for dinner then gone shopping with my lunch money.
“it’s still alive nicki!”
I’m not from New York City, but this video justifies people from NYC talking shit on everyone else in the country. You would never find a person from or living in NYC behaving this way.
She’ll probably use this incident to justify getting drunk, drag some poor guy through a weepy evening of self-indulgent puling and finally give herself permission to commit the slightly degrading sex act she’s had her eye on recently. Bitch.
@aymo
What the fuck are you talking about? No, you wouldn’t find anyone in New York acting exactly like that, but I bet that any New Yorker can come up with a million parallel versions of annoying bitch ass behavior that is unique to New Yorkers and New Yorkers only. The difference between New Yorkers and the rest of the world is like the difference between a wet smelly fart and a semi-wet smelly fart. They’re both essentially the same in that they come from the same place, but with one you need to wash your undies a little more and probably get tested for AIDS every day. Get a grip, fool!
wow, Christi Bradnox has the best posts on SC
I teach highschool and have to deal with dumb bitches like that daily.. sadly its not an act, they are actually THAT stupid.
oh and vanessa, youre not a writer for VICE, so STFU.
ooooh she said aids, ooooh how risky ooooh
I could give a fuck what any high school teacher has to say. Go “make a difference” brainwashing resentful kids that you hate while I’m at home smoking pot, writing, listening to records, watching my stocks rebound, and taking orgasmic shits in my own bathroom. You’re training kids to be slaves, you fucking loser. You’re even lower scum than college profs and marketing people.
^ those shits r the most action ol ne$$a ever gets.
It’s like I’ve always said: Girl + Car = Dead Animal.
shit, the jig is up, he totally called me on the training kids to be slaves.. any other pearls of wisdom you got from listening to rage against the machine?
ALLLLL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMMMS (repeat x40)
deeaaamn vane$$a! Must be a bad period this month, eh? oh yeah, I rubbed one out to this video. so sexy.
I like the girl who just continues to quietly film that birds death, while her friend has a psychotic break. Honestly, the bird dying was likely more interesting than whatever than bitch’s problem was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47leRbuaOxo
when i was in the 4th grade and fat i saw a dying bird on the street while me and my brother were walking to Rockbottom to buy candy. I felt so bad i didn’t even buy the goobers i wanted.
That bird could very well have committed suicide. When was the last time you hit a bird? Those things are pretty good at making it passed my grill.
I hear pigeon’s tasty.
I actually got those pearls of wisdom from going to high school. Another thing I learned there is that all high school teachers are born ass kissers. Never listened to Rage Against the Machine.
the chick on the left has got some sweet fucking chompers
my girlfriend is pathologically afraid of birds. to paraphrase
“I’M GLAD YOU’RE DEAD, YOU FAGGOT CUNT NIGGER BIR
ha
Jesus. Put ME out of my misery.