Posted by
Kyle McInnes
• 05.02.08 04:21 pm 
This is unbelievable. Gary Coleman’s wife is leaving him because some guy went up to her in a bar and said the world is going to end.
This is unbelievable. Gary Coleman’s wife is leaving him because some guy went up to her in a bar and said the world is going to end. She disagreed and instead of backing her up, Gary started “rubbing” the guy. Longer version here.
[UPDATE!]
Wait, they’re not getting divorced? Why are they on Divorce Court? People get back together on Divorce Court?
Here is the longer version from Jezebel.
What? What date? An illusionist tells you when the world is ending and you complain about Gary giving him a rub job. This is bullshit. Wives that don’t understand supernatural powers need to spend more time shutting up.
isnt it about time david lynch casts gary the coleman in his next supercool movie and utilizes him to his fullest potential?
Best. Divorce over the scheduling of the apocalypse.