Good news everybody: I spoke to your boss and he doesn’t expect shit from you today. He’s noticed morale is low and wants everyone to ease gently into their weekend so they come back on Monday fresh, revigorated
Good news everybody: I spoke to your boss and he doesn’t expect shit from you today. He’s noticed morale is low and wants everyone to ease gently into their weekend so they come back on Monday fresh, revigorated, new, recharged, revitalized, ready-to-go, invigorated, and ready to enjoy being recharged! That means no hard work today. In fact, there is absolutely no problem with catching up on some old comedy sites you haven’t had the time to really explore. So go to Wonderglen right now and start screwing that pooch.
PS Derrick and Gavin got me saying “Fuck the Dog” meaning “Not work” but I’d never heard it before. Is it a real saying?
“Fucking The Dog” doesn’t mean “not work”. It means doing something that isn’t work, but gives the appearance that you are working. So, for example, instead of sitting there with your thumb up your ass, you shuffle some papers around and type messages on message boards. Cheers.
A variation on the “Fucking the Dog” phrase: when someone thinks you are fucking the dog they say, “Sell the puppies” which means you’ve been fucking the dog for so long it’s given birth to your lazy offspring.
I once photoshopped my department manager’s head into a picture of a guy fucking a German Sheppard… I got fired for it.
It was worth it.
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be not too liberal, it doth belong; to dogs alone, to fuck the whole day long
-nietzsche
i will kill myself if you make fun of me for knowing that quote thank you emo before emo was emo novels.
Fucking the dog harkens back to olden days when women were expected to stay home and tend to the house while their master would be at work. On lazy days, to offset boredom, the maidens would throw caution to the wind and literally fuck their dogs.
I believe its a Canadian thing. Possibly French-
Yes yes do it please.
I am Canadian and i “fuck the dog” every Friday. It’s pretty much a national past time up here…
whenever ive said “lets screw this pooch” ive used it to mean “lets go ahead and do this or else we’re just going to end up just sitting on our asses” so one of us has been using it incorrectly for our entire lives.
wheres my animal p0rn @?
i say fuck the dog a lot but in a completely literal sense, unless i’m fucking the cat and in which case i say awwwwwwwwwwww meeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww UH.
Dogfuck Friday is one of the best days ever, since there’s 5 days for “Work” and two for enjoyment, workers everywhere have decided to reclaim Friday as Dog Fuck Friday. It doesnt mean NO work, if the boss is near or shit has to get done DFF often gets canceled. But if AT ALL possible, slow down / do nothing all day! Happy Dog Fuck Friday, everyone!