While I still maintain that Max & Dash had the best personal style around, taking a look at some of these outtake photos my friend Chris Shonting shot for I-D Mag…
While I still maintain that Max & Dash had the best personal style around, taking a look at some of these outtake photos my friend Chris Shonting shot for I-D Mag have me worried some dudes might actually fall for some of this shit.
I don’t just mean straight dudes either. Any guy caught walking down the street in a velvet and tweed suit jumper may as well just call it a day right now and not even bother leaving the house EVER again. You look like a fucking grown up baby.
Seriously though, who buys this shit? I’ve had enough of seeing the all over print florals on fucking girls all summer long and if any guys seriously try to bring this back like when a handful of rappers were wearing the grandma looking flower print jackets non-stop, fuck man, I don’t know what I’d do.
I laugh hard enough as it is when I see assholes wearing pink Abercrombie shirts, but this is just taking it too far. Stick with the suits and usual everyday gear and I think we’ll all be okay. I’d still like to know who is stopping into Barneys and taking some of these pieces home, wearing them to work or to the Hamptons or whatever the hell you’d do in a full on three piece matching striped suit with fur collar.
Even the leather vest could have been good if the guy didn’t look like a total child molester in that outfit with the hairlip.
x
Jen
as per usual, i disagree with almost everything you have said. i would fucking love to have either of those last two.
The floral cardigan and pants are cool. Floral prints on dudes are a totally different beast than floral prints on girls.
The jumpsuit is godawful though.
I’d rock the winter suit with different hat and gloves. And you’d file for divorce.
AGAIN, JEN SUCKS.
These fashions are exquisite.
You guys are fucked if you’d wear any of this shit. Jen usually sucks, but she’s right about this one.
Jen sure is good at Stating the Obvious…
That sure be the name of her blog.
I’d rock the cardigan. And I’d probably bone Jen in that sailor mouth of hers.
you see the bunnies on that last suit? that’s a reminder: it’s not hairlip, it’s harelip
that floral shit sucks and an idiot store owned by a loser cheap asshole who pays his workers shit wages makes it.
Oh look, it’s the boys from The Make-A-Wish Foundation’s 2009 calendar.
RE: on behalf of jesska
Actually, both hairlip and harelip work. Google that shit, bitch.
No. Google results from idiots persisting in misspelling “harelip” doesn’t mean “hairlip” is now correct.
This is gay. Nothing wrong with that by the way, just the facts.
Wearing that shit is rubbing bully-attracting jelly all over your body.
yeah retro vintage biker stuff is so much cooler…
i might actually start wearing ed hardy shirts and distressed jeans if we keep getting subjected to all this “my old mans so not trendy” shit / guys whose heads are so far up their asses that that theyre so cool that theyre not cool because if they were cool then they wouldnt be cool and thats totally not their style because theyre so not into being cool that theyre actually totally uncool but at the same time so classically cool and AHEM
like girls who dress like breakfast at tiffanys. can we put a fucking cork in it?
just wear whatever the fuck you want.
max
is that a joke?
Thanks for telling me this sucks. Never would have known.
European circus comes to town.
i like that you found such awful shit that i could post on my blog. thx.