Posted by
Gavin
• 01.27.12 11:56 am


The amazing thing about the Megaupload case is not that someone assumed Swizz Beatz was their CEO. The amazing thing is that Hollywood

The amazing thing about the Megaupload case is not that someone assumed Swizz Beatz was their CEO. The amazing thing is that Hollywood and the record business is getting away with the claim he cost them $600 million dollars. Hollywood’s profits are up. Pirating scared them and forced them to innovate so they made movies 3D and that enabled a higher ticket price. Same goes with the music industry. They had this stupid model of throwing huge advances at everyone hoping a hit would grow and pirating forced them to come up with a new model. Now they have iTunes.

Pirating saved their asses. So why is Kim Dotcom in jail? Mostly because dinosaurs are rich and can pay politicians to harass anyone who wants to make them extinct. They get away with it because it’s easy to hate a rich guy. Especially when he’s a fat asshole.

I wrote about it on Takimag today and the full article is here.

-GAVIN McINNES


If he really did “assit” on anyone, they’d be dead.

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Comments
  1. Gnasher says:

    That Swiss Beats (I’m not spelling it his way) thing was such a non story. Do we think anyone in that video even knew the company they were talking about? They got $200k cash in an envelope and gave a film crew 15 minutes of their time. They forgot about Megaupload about five minutes later.

    Beats is a celebrity who gets paid to promote things. Like all the people in that video, he’s a fucking idiot who doesn’t know the first thing about file sharing or even running a company. He’s the creative director at Reebok too. Does that mean he can do anything other than choose the color of a shoe once a month? Nope.

    Rappers aren’t anything more than karaoke singers who won the lottery. Beats is one level higher because he learned Pro Tools but that’s about as hard as mastering a video game.

  2. err durr says:

    Go on then… show us your Pro Tools skills ya wanknut

  3. Red says:

    The real reason he is in jail is the ancient Asian tradition of Face. When UMG slapped his wrist for using their artists to promote his site he should have just ignored them. That song shows the world how little the artists care about the label and it’s humiliating to them. Then he upped the ante by countersuing them which made them look even more ridiculous.

    These CEOs are old school big swinging dicks and the only thing they care about more than money is getting slapped in the face by some punk. This has nothing to do with the economy or filesharing or music or movies. It’s schoolyard tough guy shit. Kim Dotcom is a ballsy nerd who fucked with the bullies and got kicked in the nuts really hard.

  4. Jay says:

    ‘Pirating scared them and forced them to innovate’

    Wasn’t 2011 the biggest year for sequels? I’m not saying this is because of pirating but apart from 3D isn’t Hollywood just sticking to safe familiar bullshit more than ever.

  5. Tool says:

    Stuff should toadally be free, man.

  6. dryrub says:

    God, true that. I’m hoping he can beat most of these charges, he seems like the kind of guy who is pretty good at lawyering up.

    Also, anyone read how they nabbed him? They came in with helicopters and cut him out of a safe room. I can’t believe the guy was paranoid enough to have a safe room, but not paranoid enough to have a tunnel with a briefcase with $100k and a fake passport.

    Shit, when I was a crook I had a tunnel, and I was small potatoes compared to this guy.

  7. Joey says:

    Here’s another movie gavin made
    http://bit.ly/AoH0nA
    Let’s see how long before he takes it down. Not so fun when it happens to you is it, old man?

  8. grazzny says:

    Kim Dotcom has not been sentenced yet, but then again, all you asked was that he be freed. In truth, you never said he was sentenced, and he’s still actually literally in jail, but I just acted like the premature ejaculator that I am and started spurting assumptions. Miguel was not found guilty of murder and rape. Miguel plead [sic] down to something like manslaughter, but I don’t even know how to spell “pled.” That image is FALSE and MISLEADING. Then again, Gavin even pointed out that a headline in the image was misspelled, so maybe I’m a Mongolian idiot and just jumped off a cliff.

  9. Boner says:

    Yeah great idea Gavin, why the fuck would Apple have to pay anyone to sell their shit on iTunes?

  10. Gavin says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  11. duh says:

    “Rappers aren’t anything more than karaoke singers who won the lottery. Beats is one level higher because he learned Pro Tools but that’s about as hard as mastering a video game.”

    love it

  12. downers says:

    he shoulda known and lived somewhere without extradition

  13. sfff says:

    Megavideo makes millions and millions of dollars on ads and premium accounts, and all they host are copyrighted tv shows and movies. That money belongs to the people who made the stuff, not this fat greasebag.

  14. Carne carnage says:

    Uhhh there was information out on tuesday, that is no longer available online or anywhere on the web that connected kim — OBL’s capture– big wtf!

  15. Anonymous says:

    What a great song! I think I’ll download it on iTunes.


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