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• 12.09.08 01:50 pm 
This was being used as scrap paper at work (I work at an educational center). I’m a little upset I couldn’t find the second page, or pinpoint the author. I’d like to talk to them.
FOUND by: Sarah Natale, Rockville, MD
Sarah says: This was being used as scrap paper at work (I work at an educational center). I’m a little upset I couldn’t find the second page, or pinpoint the author. I’d like to talk to them.
FOUND says: What if James Joyce had access to a metric shitload crystal methamphetamines?
AAUUU AUUUAUUUUU AAAUUUUU SHLUMP!
“as the electricity was frying his knowledge of life”
thats actually a really awesome line.
I give it an A+ because it sounds like something you write when you get high and there’s no internet access in school. Something like that.
Sounds like a dream you have when you have a really bad fever.
(to be exact)
this reads like a page-length mad-lib