I am more attracted to the guy who compliments me on anything other than my features. For example: Someone who thinks/says I’m funny or smart is more likely to pull off my hello kitty panties than the guy who says/thinks I am gorgeous. Hello, I make $$$ by modeling and I hear it all the time. Although the guy who says I have a cute smirk has an equal chance with the panties.
elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either says:
Well, see, that works both ways, Eye Lean Ossum. I make a living (of sorts… kinda) by being (moderately) smart, so the easiest way to impress me is by telling me I’m gorgeous. Make it sound really convincing, and that’s how you pull off *my* Snoopy panties.
Whether you actually want to pull off my Snoopy panties is another matter entirely, but… there you go.
Hey, we can’t all be models, and I guess that’s why God invented alcohol.
these are boring
I am more attracted to the guy who compliments me on anything other than my features. For example: Someone who thinks/says I’m funny or smart is more likely to pull off my hello kitty panties than the guy who says/thinks I am gorgeous. Hello, I make $$$ by modeling and I hear it all the time. Although the guy who says I have a cute smirk has an equal chance with the panties.
Well, see, that works both ways, Eye Lean Ossum. I make a living (of sorts… kinda) by being (moderately) smart, so the easiest way to impress me is by telling me I’m gorgeous. Make it sound really convincing, and that’s how you pull off *my* Snoopy panties.
Whether you actually want to pull off my Snoopy panties is another matter entirely, but… there you go.
Hey, we can’t all be models, and I guess that’s why God invented alcohol.
generally i just fuck my couch.
It’s amazing how many of these “found” messages make their way onto this site.