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• 08.17.09 09:00 am 
FOUND by Carli Lukes; Seattle, WA
FOUND by Carli Lukes; Seattle, WA
“I found this letter to Tom in a dresser drawer at a hotel. To me, this letter is really contradictory.
‘You are a fucking bitch. I love you.’ Haha! But it’s almost kinda sad.” – Carli
Cecilia is obviously schizophrenic.
first
Cecilia is a cold-hearted, man-eater.
Translation:
You have bad breath and a small cock.
Your friend you introduced me to, the French guy, has nice breath a and a big dick and I am not yet grossed out by the foreskin and he hasn’t yet introduced me to his friend, the Arab.
I thought in situations like this that the girl was the bitch and the guy would be a bastard. These modern relationships are very confusing.
im pretty sure this person is an eight year old. who the fuck writes their cursive in green felt tip ?
Poor guy, he’s really missing out on a broad who believes in the virtues of truth, rejuvenation and writing a rough draft (assuming that’s what is left in the hotel)… maybe they’re still together because she didn’t have the guts.
guys can be bitches. My Dad is kind of one. I think she means in the “little bitch” sense a la O-Dog in Menace.
I highly doubt she does yoga (this assumption is based purely on her penmanship because it’s atrocious). I just want to know the name of the hotel where this was found. I am definitely staying there on my next trip to Seattle.