SERIAL MOM!!!

You should set this “Serial Killer Trivia person” up with the “girl who lost her Virginity” from last week and then in a week or two we can read “Sex Murder Investigator’s” notebook on how their meeting went.

My friend’s daughter wets the bed at 30. But that’s because she’s too fat and drunk to get up and use the toilet. If she decides to grab a smoke in the middle of the night, I’m sure she’ll set a fire, too.

I also am 3 for 3. How about that.

wet the bed – set fires/chopped down trees – AND tortured animals.
That’s it. I’M GOING IN.