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• 01.20.09 04:22 pm


This was written in a journal that I almost bought at a thrift store. It’s left me intrigued and with many questions. Who measures themselves from head to toe? Penis included?
Found by Karen in Madison, WI

KAREN SAYS: This was written in a journal that I almost bought at a thrift store. It’s left me intrigued and with many questions. Who measures themselves from head to toe? Penis included? After reading the paragraph on the back, I decided not to purchase the journal. Do whatever you want with this. I don’t want it back.

  1. FOUND – SWEATY SMELLY
  2. MALAYSIAN MAN GETS NUT REMOVED
  3. FOUND – MY KINGDOM FOR A TOASTER
  4. FOUND – WORST WESTERN
  5. BABY BORN WITH EXTRA MANHOOD


Comments
  1. Jimmy says:

    What the hell does this have to do with Obama?

  2. tease! says:

    What does it say on the back?!

  3. HOMO says:

    where is the penis measurement?

  4. 1X4 YOLANDA says:

    Duh, thaz all der is to do in Wisconsin, you measure shit, one time I measured a whole street

  5. E. Pubert Unum says:

    haha little dick!!!

  6. Luisa says:

    Why didn’t you buy this?

  7. Moooles says:

    fatty with a tiny dink.

  8. beej says:

    this is awesome: turtle cake too. always wanted some turtle cake.

    i found a letter in a library book once, i’ve still got it, it describes a girls abuse and rehab over a number of years, she’s drawn maps of houses and rooms where she’d been abused, talks about the medication, seeing the guy again on the street, all sorts of stuff. its fucking scary and sad.
    you want it i’ll scan and email in etc

  9. Mr. Sanchez says:

    “almost bought”? so what, you just go to thrift stores tearing pages out of people’s journals? i’m not sure if that qualifies as a “find”.

  10. pingpong says:

    I am intrigued by that mystery paragraph

  11. poopsie says:

    this is a man for sure? he calls his pectorals “tits” I am confused.

  12. poopsie says:

    Did he measure the circumference of his balls? Hilarious.

    He appears to be expecting to change sizes all over.

    Maybe he’s taking ‘roids?

  13. Kronster says:

    My brother in law went nut’s not long ago and wrote everything he thought everyday for about 2 months.
    i’m gonna publish that shit 1 day,proper fucked up ramblings

  14. Spanky McTony says:

    of course he has a tiny cock, he’s E.T.

  15. je moeder says:

    I want to know what it said on the back!

  16. the back says:

    after taking measurements, pam knitted. i read. i asked her to vibrate while i watched. P shuddered and I entered. not moving. then spooned. inside. then: no O for me. very lazy, comfortable. P lay on my shoulder. rotated from 1230-130. very quiet. wonderful. FORGOT (underlined) P let me lick for five minutes after she O’d !

    for realz.

  17. Robert says:

    Oh my…

  18. chadster says:

    Did anyone else catch this dude’s TWENTY-TWO AND A HALF INCH HEAD???


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