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• 12.15.09 09:00 am


by Damoy Smith; Portland, OR

Found by Damoy Smith; Portland, OR

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Comments
  1. c. roco says:

    this broke my heart a little…matt’s in the 3rd grade for pete’s sake.

  2. pish posh says:

    Deep down, we all feel this way about the Acriana in our lives.

  3. JuCIFEUR says:

    This kid’s startin’ early… he’s gonna get stepped on by broads for the rest of his life.
    JESUS, WHAT A CHUMP!

  4. Bone_Isstrack says:

    This Jeremy kid has way more balls then i had back then, now, or will ever have…

  5. Dantron says:

    cute

  6. man says:

    This is gonna be “How could you be into that guy, he lives with his parents for fuck’s sake, why don’t you return my calls you bitch” in 15 years. I guess language is the only external constant.

  7. PeeTown says:

    Don’t let the 3rd grade part confuse you. This was actually written by a 20 year old. In Portland, you see, you can stay in any grade for as long as you want, because in Portland everyone is special in their own little way.

  8. Creepster says:

    Yeah this poor little guy is definitely already displaying all of the obsessive traits of “creepy lonely guy syndrome”.

  9. bolo says:

    fuck man, my wife left me for a 3rd grader too, bro…

  10. Penny says:

    Kid has a ‘rite in the rain’ notebook – that’s military issue. http://www.riteintherain.com/Categories.aspx?Category=3938b426-807c-472f-892a-b968ca845e8f


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