FOUND by Lauren Ross Hulphers; Santa Cruz, CA

FOUND by Lauren, Santa Cruz, CA

This was actually found twice. I initially found it in my bathroom trashcan. Immediately, I panicked, believing this could only be page three of a letter from some mysterious, very bad boyfriend of my teenage niece’s. Horrified, I showed my husband today, who said, “Oh, you found that. Yeah, I found it on the railroad tracks the other day.” Whew! I’m relieved to know my sweet, innocent niece isn’t Sam’s “Baby Love”. But now the question is, what was my husband doing on the railroad tracks?

-FOUND

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