This one’s for the ladies: While the bosses love their Steven Seagal and their “Withnail & I” (how much of a boy movie is that? Has any woman even seen it?), we girls enjoy a nice quick fix from F.O.D. —
This one’s for the ladies: While the bosses love their Steven Seagal and their “Withnail & I” (how much of a boy movie is that? Has any woman even seen it?), we girls enjoy a nice quick fix from F.O.D. — namely, the line “Your fat ass broke a chair? Why not? Just fix it.” DO NOT WATCH THIS STONED! YOU WILL DIE. I must have said “Your fat ass broke a chair? Why not?” 100 times since I first saw this a few days ago. The second best part of this is, while you’re watching, you kind of find yourself going, “This product is actually kind of impressive. What is this called again?”
Do you know what that means?
That means we’re all ready for salesmen to stop talking like AM Radio DJs and just be actual guys. If you build a better mousetrap, stop talking like that. You can just be you, we’ll come.
Thank you. That WAS hilarious.
One of the funnier things I’ve seen in a while.
I feel like a kid on X-Mas Eve.
omg I just choked on fucking tofu and chili/cock sauce srsly deathdeath
“You just puuut this onnn and guess what? Fukin Optimus Prime can’t even tear this shit off.”
You know a lot of people get payed a lotta money to come up with advertising slogans, and compared to this, they suck.
Hilarious? Choking on food? Really?
I’ve been watching this over and over for the last few days. I don’t know why it’s so freakin funny. My favorite line is “green to white technology is gonna happen”.
I should have followed your warning. Mostly because i’m not stoned, i’m “just got home from a hella long class that i was epically medicated through” stoned. All I want to do is fix shit now.
Hilarious, I love tv advertised shit.
Since when is Withnail and I a guys movie? I’ve seen that fucker enough to quote the whole film and last I checked I definitely have all my ladybits intact.
Withanilia I hear you! I also own a twat and often find myself saying “IM MAKING TIME” and “WE NEED MORE BOOZE” like a slurry accent
I put a little bit of that shit on my dickhole to stop aids.
Thanks billy mays.
todd barry inspired.
withnail and i is only the best film ever made.