Posted by
Gavin
• 09.21.08 10:46 pm

I know this guy named Patrick who was the hugest fucking asshole in the world when he was a teenager. He was a true misanthrope who had bad things to say about everyone, especially women.

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I know this guy named Patrick who was the hugest fucking asshole in the world when he was a teenager. He was a true misanthrope who had bad things to say about everyone, especially women. Sometimes it was a good laugh but usually it just bummed everyone out. No matter how witty his quips were, it was impossible to ignore the part where he was intrinsically unhappy, right down to his bones. Then, one night he did E and ended up fucking this really big Scandinavian guy. The next day Patrick became a great guy and has been nothing but a joy to be around ever since.

This phenomenon, men and women not knowing they’re gay, is many things. It’s sad, a little bit scary, fascinating, curious, but primarily it is just really, really, fucking funny.


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Comments
  1. dickbag says:

    Yeah, I just love vagina.

    vagina

    vag

    v

  2. is that into says:

    is that intro story true?
    you should interview the guy. its a good story.
    hence I call bullshit.

  3. Cuntegonde says:

    To be sure, getting rogered by a really big Scandinavian would alter anyone’s outlook on life, not just a closeted prick.

    Not that I speak from experience mind you.

  4. oi mate says:

    luved it

  5. spamburglar says:

    this is a hart warming story.


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