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Sharky Favorite
• 06.02.09 11:00 am

Even the most vigilant porn enthusiast can sense that, beyond the white chicks on black dicks and pee drinking, there must be something better out there—

Even the most vigilant porn enthusiast can sense that, beyond the white chicks on black dicks and pee drinking, there must be something better out there—something “untapped,” if you will—to help you through those special 10 minutes of your day. Enter flatties—or, rather, watch other dudes enter flatties. What is it about these round, mammarily challenged maidens that seems to catapult a load into the next zip code? Does it really matter? They’re fat, they’re flat, and they’re all that. (Please, no “and a bag of chips” jokes.)

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Comments
  1. French Ass Raper says:

    Uhhh link please

  2. skull front says:

    no. no. no. make it go away. no.

  3. … all that and a crave case

  4. JuCIFER says:

    HA! RACHEL RAY

  5. Not a Doctor says:

    How the fuck is it even possible to gain 50 lbs of fat in your gunt area, but NOT your tits?

  6. SHITCOCK says:

    My penis just crawled up inside my abdomen and is currently hiding out to the left of my larynx. Thanks for this.

  7. ey fuc yu says:

    And a bag of chips. Saying please, pussy.

  8. french guy says:

    that video is ace.

  9. Anonymous says:

    haha


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