Posted by
Donna Deliva
• 05.21.09 11:15 am 
Does anyone remember those cheap GG Allin dolls from the mid 90s that were more like GG Allin pillows than dolls? They failed to capture things like GG’s fantastic smirk and his shit-stained legs but fifteen years later ROIR is filling in the gaps with their new brand
Does anyone remember those cheap GG Allin dolls from the mid 90s that were more like GG Allin pillows than dolls? They failed to capture things like GG’s fantastic smirk and his shit-stained legs but fifteen years later ROIR is filling in the gaps with their new brand of GG Bobbleheads available for a mere $18 on their site. Now all we need is a doll that captures his eye-poppingly small penis.
Here he is the last day he lived. Avenue B and 4th, 1993.
FUUURRRRST!!!
Furrrsstt
Disgruntled Long Island teens recovering from their parents divorce by wandering around a Puerto Rican shithole all day and licking the ass of a stupid hillbilly with mental problems. I miss old New York.
I wonder if it’s scented, like Strawberry shortcake.
Jesus! That thing is non-existent…
I guess it’s true what they say about white men having little dicks.
*PLINK
Different people are into different things, and Allin sure proves the heck out of that
This is one awesome character! He’s showing his fans how it’s done. This video was tons of fun to watch, and I feel better for knowing just that much more about the diversity our wonderful world breeds. Amen to speaking your mind… and freedom!!!
Mad camera skillz.
At this point punk basically belongs to the doll collectors.
2nd and B. I think it’s a condo now
houston and b dude.
“Different people are into different things, and Allin sure proves the heck out of that”
Boy, you can say that again!
He’s like a shit-covered bloodied pied piper of punks.
Am I the only one who thinks he had a shit head as well as shit (covered) legs?
I don’t want either one bobbling
this gives me sad-face on the inside…
GG Allin was a fucking hack and he was not punk rock.
NPD does not make someone important or talented you fucking douchebags.
Yeah, anyone can have a tiny dick and light their balls on fire.
GG would have made a great pro wrestler.
NY Gimmicks Bout:
GG Allin’s corpse versus Dash Snow in a cage match for the shitty belt. Allin is a carcass, so for a week prior to the match there will be no Centrum for Snow.
When GG Allin came to my town a million years ago, it was a “secret” show, in that you had to have an invitation to go, so the cops wouldn’t bust it. I spent all day trying to find an invite (they didn’t have the internet back then) and when i finally did, my girlfriend got all “Oooh I thought we were supposed to hang out tonight”, it turned into a big fight and I ended up missing the GG show to hang out with her. All we did was fight all night and it was no fun at all. GG died a week later, and the girl dumped me two weeks after that. Lesson learned: never never NEVER miss a show for a girl. ever.
@ pubert
haha fuck you
I’m him without drugs and tats.
jesus christ pubert. point taken.
Someone should of just shot the piece of shit
What ever happened to GG’s girlfriend/manager? I’m sure she has achieved lots of success.
This is the third blog post in a row that has a picture of a bald guy.
No. Wait. It’s the fourth. Didn’t see you there Nate Dogg (it’s dark out and you weren’t smiling).
AntiSeen, mf.
Corpophagia isn’t very punk
but cutting yourself on stage is pretty punk.
is that some sort of gay activist riding a unicorn on a rainbow?
his friends sound like sharp people.
it was probably great sharing your last moments alive with them.
“his friends sound like sharp people.
it was probably great sharing your last moments alive with them.”
this made me crease up, thankyou sir
r.i.p. gg allin I miss you still so much and you will always have a piece of my soul and then some.You will never be forgotton.love always your girl till I die.
At first, I wondered to myself whether that last post is sincere. But if it’s insincere, what actually changes? It’s like ironically crying at a funeral.
The zero-point of irony, i guess. I’d never thought about it before.