Peddler of heart-clogging cuisine Paula Deen desperately crams a large cheeseburger into her mouth as if she’s afraid that wolves will steal it from her.
Last week we wrote about wizened hangdog chimney-smoking urban-noir TV chef Anthony Bourdain’s criticism of gelatinous yee-hawing pig-trough-nuzzling TV chef Paula Deen. Although our exciting news expose was not kind toward Deen, it was harsher toward Bourdain, and we still feel he’s one saggy wineskin filled with Douche Juice.
But this recently crossed our news desk: Shortly after being diagnosed with diabetes and coincidentally announcing some sort of package deal where she’d pimp anti-diabetic pharmaceuticals—we didn’t bother to research it last week, and you called us on it, and we were wrong, but we still aren’t going to bother researching it this week—La Deen was spotted in public ferociously cramming a giant cheeseburger down her gullet as if she was destroying drug evidence. Shame on you, you big fat fatty of a fat person!
he needs to call his show Food Junkie then
cheat day
wgaf?
he did heroin, shit kills you. she eats unhealthy food, shit kills you. i would say neither of them is on high ground, he just is less fat in his poor health. i hate fat people, they raise health care costs, insurance costs, are less mobile, consume excessive food, are ugly as fuck, tend to have poor hygiene, the poor nutrition actually lowers mental functions as well. one of the things i hate the most is that they so often claim their weight is genetic. fuck you if you weight 400lbs you just eat like a pig! if you are a few pounds over weight maybe you just got shit for genetics but not obese people, thats just laziness and lack of self control. then i hate the ones who argue that a little meat is healthy, fuck you too! ask any heart surgeon, fat means toxins. also thus far in the study of health sciences the only clinically proven way to ADD years to your life is through what is known as a starvation diet. you eat, but stay hungry. this slows your metabolism down, thus slowing down the metabolization of your cells, and slowing aging. so please, don’t be fat, there are currently more overweight people than starving people on this planet. share your fucking food with a skinny kid.
I LOVE America! AMERICA!
@kool g rap: So, don’t be fat AND slow your metabolism? And the ratio of overweight vs. starving people, throughout the planet, is actually in favor of the overweight? And that’s a tragic, statistical truth? Oh, and if you ask ANY heart surgeon, which I’m certain you have, being a doctor (assuming you are), they’ll tell you that “fat means toxins”? A moderately excessive amount of fat serves no purpose in nature? It’s all toxic? Excellent.
ET GUD FUD
everyone dies
Why revisit this? Is this supposed to be shocking? Fat diabetic people eat unhealthy food all the livelong motherfucking day. It’s how they got all fat and diabetic. They’re junkies, only food (rather than heroin) is their drug. QED.
you retards