It’s that time of the year again when gays run free in Y-3 suits and 10s are in excess, clickety clacking away on their heels to go-sees.
It’s that time of the year again when gays run free in Y-3 suits and 10s are in excess, clickety clacking away on their heels to go-sees. Yes, it’s Fashion Week. Hate on it all you want, but hopefully you enjoyed all the free booze they handed out this Thursday during the first ever Fashion’s Night Out, which took place in NYC and 13 other fashion driven capitals.
The whole jist of the event is to make shopping fun again with live music (read: mostly DJs) and open bars. The fashion industry should understand that even after drinking copious amounts of trendy cocktails and cute little cans of Budweisers, the first sober thing we’re going to do is return that $329 pair of jeans we purchased while trashed. But reckless purchases be damned — free booze is nothing to pass up.
The first stop was Canal Street, known for its million and one Asians packing the sidewalks and its peculiar, horrible stench. American Apparel was holding an open call for models along with discounts to celebrate the night. Hoping to see for once in my life Canal street packed with hipsters, I was disappointed. There was an above average amount of hipsters, but they couldn’t compete with the Chinese.
Throngs of young ladies were unafraid to strut amongst the non-ass-grabbing gay/metrosexual crowd.
Drunk, we decided to try on dresses we couldn’t afford and dance in the fitting rooms.
Even trannies step up their game during Fashion Week.
Lucky Brand was giving away too big to wear tie-dye shirts, which was ironic because Woodstock’s anniversary was weeks ago and the 60s ended FUCKING DECADES AGO.
With time running out we needed to prioritize. We bypassed empty stores because that was a sure sign that they didn’t have anymore alcohol left.
Aiming high, we went where the rich go: Prada. Waltzing in there, we stocked up on beer and got down to the Rapture in the auditorium. That’s right, there’s an auditorium inside the Prada store.
All in all I did appreciate the stores’ effort, and the fact I only spent $1. Hopefully Fashion’s Night Out happens again during Spring Fashion Week. My only suggestions is that the stores need to provide more restrooms if they plan on giving away tons of booze. Otherwise, there are too many classy broads popping squats.
On second thought, I guess that isn’t a bad thing.
In summary: “Booze!” “Dresses!” “Expensive!” “Hipsters!” “Booze!” “Fashion!” “Booze!”
Boring.
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Yep, she needs to go back to Papua New Guinea.
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