TV foodie Anthony Bourdain mainlined heroin for five years. He also used to smoke crack.
Anthony Bourdain secretly wishes those chopsticks were hypodermic needles.
TV foodie Anthony Bourdain mainlined heroin for five years. He also used to smoke crack. Now he walks around smoking cigarettes, trying to look “moody” like Leonard Cohen, and sexually arousing progressive fag hags from coast to coast.
When fat-shit TV Chef Paula Deen was recently diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes, probably because she lived a fat-shit lifestyle and openly encouraged fat-shit eating, the pompous ex-junkie Bourdain gleefully stomped all over her fat belly. The hyperbole-prone ex-junkie, who once called Deen the “worst, most dangerous person in America” even farted out this smarmy Tweet: “Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later.”
Guess what? It’s not healthy to smoke cigarettes, either, wrinkle-face! Nor to smoke crack! Nor to shoot heroin! But that fat-shit chef at least has the class not to lecture you about it. Not us—we don’t have that class. We hope you develop severe Hep-C from your junkie days.
asinine
Anthonys a cool dude
Ya fuck you no reservations is the best
paula gets diabetes and turns a profit instantly.. disgusting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1PsDyhNFBI (paula deen on ludes)
Bourdain fanboys out in full force.
He doesn’t encourage hard drug use to his viewers, ya boner.
Wasn’t it Burroughs in his book Junky who claimed that heroin addiction made one live longer? Not the drug itself, but the process of kicking, wherein all one’s junk-addicted cells slowly die off…I’m not so sure about that claim, but–experiments with rats have shown that mammals who eat less than their counterparts tend to live longer (quality of life, of course, is open to question). Digestion, even of healthy food, is inherently hard on the system, and contributes to operational wear and tear of the organs.
This is not an endorsement of the ‘replace food with drugs lifestyle’. I’m pretty sure crack and heroin don’t do one any favours nutritionally. My point? I’d rather have brunch with Bourdain than Deen.
stop saying the word junkie.
Yep that hypocrite bourdain is clearly making bank as a shill for big heroin.
I’d give Paula Deen the creampie of her life.
Everyone knows Bourdain was created in a lab by the Jewish tobacco lobby.
you conveniently left out a key part of the story: paula deen made her diabetes anouncement the same time that she announced her partnership with novo nordisk, a pharmaceutical company that focuses on diabetes drugs. that would be like bourdain making a show for ten years about how awesome heroin is and then announcing that he’s trying to kick junk and will be getting paid millions of dollars to promote suboxone.
stop trying to go conservative to sound edgy, gavin.
i say theyre both the worst and they both should die-
and that sexy tall midget giada lady should
give me a bj with that beautiful, enormous mouth of hers.
Seriously! The fat lady didn’t actually think she was living healthy, but fuck it, she went for it anyway. Now she has to pay the price, which she surely knew was inevitable.
Good for her! But God knows we don’t need some ex junkie warning us eating like a fat pig is unhealthy.
PS. If you do need Bordain to inform you about healthy living, you should probably die anyway.
i would fuck the shit out of anthony bordain who gives a fuck
@ Chelsea, stop acting like a damn floozy.
@blaahus poopus long read, but I agree with your closing sentance
I bet some fatty wrote this article.
Chiming in. I like Bourdain.
Fat people have no will power, self control or motivation. Fat, wasteful piles of gross.
MMMMMERICA!
He said something like “Montréal is the only good thing in Canada” so i like the dude, but i like you guys also… i’m super conflicted! I’ma go watch the tits instead. Fart nuggets.
shit I been telling people Leonard Cohen has a tv show
Bourdain should go down to the Bowery and do a show about the culinary snobbery in sucking cock.
Bourdain’s wife’s pussy smells like Dean’s cooking. Heavenly!
Chelsea’s no floozy. She’s the east coast distributor for chlamydia with a downtown franchise.
“I’d rather have brunch with Bourdain than Deen.”
And so say all the twinks.
Anthony Bourdain. He wouldn’t eat shit.
However, if you told him that the shit was shat by a 300 year old monk living in a remote part of Vietnam miraculously untouched by the war and it carried an aroma of lemongrass and foie gras, then he’d be on that shit like flies on shit.
Shit.
Thanks for clarifying varen chac.
@varen chac. My good man, are you implying that my dink would be happier in Bourdain’s stink than in Deen’s pink, wink wink?
Quite the contrary–I simply assume that Bourdain is the superior conversationalist.
your analogy makes zero sense. sadly enough, someone on npr criticized bourdain in a more sensical manner but who cares . he can say what the fuck he wants who gives a shit.
who the fuck cares about either of these people? i cannot believe i fucking read this. you guys are assholes for writing this thing and publishing it. and i’m not an asshole for commenting on it (that’s just how my mind works.)
anthony is fun and all (i enjoy his show and his schtick), but he still hasn’t been able to scrape off the dingy veneer of petulant self-indulgence/self-righteousness that plagues most junkies.
come off it dude, you like eating some god damn awful stuff yourself, but just happen to have the genes that allow you to eat like a pig and still appear to be healthy. then again skinny dudes can drop from a massive coronary just like anyone else, so maybe you should keep paula deen’s name out your mothafuckin mouf.
I’D SHIT IN YOUR MOTHER’S MOUTH GIVEN ONE FUCKING CHANCE
The Lou Reed of filet mignon!
@craig this dude is kind of like like Lou reed.
Loutallica Lou reed! Da dum cha!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha I’m so awesome, fuck you bourdain!
When’s this ‘mo gonna come out already? Hypodermic needles? I’ll bet he wishes they were thick, black dicks.
FUCK YOU ALL I HATE YOU
Bourdain quit smoking over a year ago. Watch some of season 7, you fat acceptance faggot
Way to miss the point. Bourdain doesn’t have a show promoting the use of smack, that is also sponsored by methadone. There is no hypocrisy here.
Fat fuck Paula Deen mainlined melted butter, encouraged her audience to join her, and is now being paid to endorse a company that profits from obesity and poor eating.
Fuck Bourdain. Fake fucking tuff guy with his earrings and punk 101 schtick. Go vacation in Paris, working class hero.
Ottavia’s butthole smells like cinnamon candy apples. Mmmmmm, apples.
they should have a show about gourmet drug use and how to be a connoisseur of intoxicants.
“you fat acceptance faggot”
Which part was it that convinced you the writer’s a “fat acceptance faggot”? (pick one):
When fat-shit TV Chef Paula Deen was recently diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes, probably because she lived a fat-shit lifestyle and openly encouraged fat-shit eating, the pompous ex-junkie Bourdain gleefully stomped all over her fat belly.
Wasn’t it blaahus poopus who totally went all humanities undergrad on the hipster dick joke blog comments section?
fuck yeah bourdain on twitter! thanks for making my day, fags!
grey sweatpants with a party stain