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TV Carnage
• 12.18.09 10:31 am 
I think it’s important for children to have body image issues too! That’s why Hayden™ is my hero for trying to shed that baby fat and fit into a size zero by drinking Bud Light™
I think it’s important for children to have body image issues too! That’s why Hayden is my hero for trying to shed that baby fat and fit into a size zero by drinking Bud Light™. Also, newscasters do not pretend to care. This is all about viral hits you whores and here is my whorish interpretation of it to add to the youtube sludge pile!
good mothering further proofed via allowing press coverage. great chin definition somewhere in there.
that kid should have been locked up years ago
nice redo
Saw this on Gawker last night. How much of a short story is this kid?
Y’all are brutalizing me.
This entire site has gone to shit. I haven’t laughed in weeks.
^ I laughed. out. loud.
Big deal! How many times have I gotten drunk, broke into my neighbor’s house and stole a brown dress to wear? I mean, life is a bitch, it happens.
Have you ever noticed how people whose bottom teeth are the only ones that show when they speak are the ones whose 4 year olds always have a taste for piss beer?