With the Dutch MP Geert Wilders being deported from England for merely wanting to show his anti-Islamic film Fitna, I thought it might be interesting to see how our Muslim lovers embrace the innocent romanticism that is our Valentine’s Day.
With the Dutch MP Geert Wilders being deported from England for merely wanting to show his anti-Islamic film Fitna, I thought it might be interesting to see how our Muslim lovers embrace the innocent romanticism that is our Valentine’s Day. Well it turns out, love is not in the Arab air. In Saudi Arabia, not only can’t you bugger the gal of your choice after a nice dinner and a bottle of ripple but you can’t even buy her a card on this western “day of lust.”
The Wahhabis of Saudi Arabia are the world’s worst fanatics with their pre-historic garb and theological handicapping. They have no problem embracing pseudo-science or fairy tales with genies and angels but acknowledging Valentine’s Day is seen as an affront to God. As Feb. 14 approaches, newspapers reprint a fatwa issued by “scholars” declaring “eid al-hob,” Arabic for the feast of love, a “Christian, pagan feast” that Muslims should not celebrate. I would have thought the jihadist reward of 99 black eyed virgins set the benchmark for pagan love feasts. Must be my lax belief system.
It isn’t just St Valentine these bearded and robed charlatans despise, all non-muslims are banned from openly practicing religion in Saudi Arabia though to be fair criticizing Islam, just like in Merry Old England, is strictly forbidden.
Sura 9:5 “Slay the idolaters wherever ye find them”
Dumb ass Americans- You can bugger someone in a dress she just has to have pillowcase over her head and oh, a beard.
Wow finally someone just stated the obvious reality. PC-ness is gay and dead. Good work streetcarn
I like Crutchfield’s work. He made me wanna celebrate the shit out Valentine’s Day just to piss someone off.
I’m gonna fuck my tard of a bro’ right now!
What’s so bad about lust?
Valentine’s Day is an invention of the Hallmark card company aka Satan. God Bless our forward thing Muslim brothas for seeing thru the hype.
valentine’s is not a real holiday, so, i don’t give a fuck. if they start burning effegies of me on my birthday holla.
I wish I could become a fascist dictator. I would exterminate all jews, all muslims, and ESPECIALLY all christians, pretty much everyone that believes in that one god. He’s a dick.
“Valentine’s Day is an invention of the Hallmark card company aka Satan. God Bless our forward thing Muslim brothas for seeing thru the hype.”
And if that’s why the ragheads hated it they might be onto something. Instead, it’s just because the motherfuckers won’t be happy until we all hate our dicks like someone made them hate their dicks. I don’t wanna hate my dick! Just because you have to take Viagra…
i hate valentine’s day, i’m hairy, shit…I would’ve made one hell of a Muslim!
Geert Wilders looks like a 12 year old Val Kilmer with an airhose up his ass. In other words exactly as Kilmer looks today but with a baby face. What a fuckin maniac.
Don’t you know anything, Trace? Sure, Saudi Arabia and most Islamic theocracies are essentially one big pool of primitive racism with no regards for human rights, but Israel is the most evil. I mean, Israel is like soooooo racist, we should totally ignore the Wahhabis and focus all our energies on the Jews oops i mean Israel. They’re white people oppressing brown people, don’t you know…
If Geert Wilders looked like Will Smith would his message be copacetic in Euro liberal la-la land? Think about it.
I know which side of my bread is buttered, in other words, I’m circumsized and Israeli soldier chicks dig that about me. Muslim women not so much.
Vanessa-
I did think about it. You’re fucking wrong.
Learn how to write, numb nuts. Until then, you’re irrelevant.
American Liberal College Fag’s terrible imitation of JUST A NORMAL GUY fails because 1. he doesn’t get the joke, which is primarily apolitical, 2. therefore, he is taking it personally (“Hey, my feelings are hurt because my political beliefs are just as valid as yours!!!”) rather than trying to be funny, and 3. he doesn’t know enough about Saudi Arabia and Israel to know that the kingdom’s cooperation with Israel on security issues (at the very minimum) is the worst-kept secret in the Middle East. Neither country is defensible.
England: where the terrorists have won
My apparent irrelevance does not change the fact that you’re dead fucking wrong. I mean, like, if that was an opinion of mine, you’d be right, but, that’s just cold, hard facts, interslut.
Which university in california do you teach at, Harold? Backwards ass civilizations aren’t a joke, I’ve lived in them and been arrested by them.
I never claimed to be right or wrong about anything, pi$$ stain. I asked a question.
england (and probably most of europe) will be an islamic state before our generation dies.
no it won’t. globalization increases diversity, it doesn’t make for monolithic racial states.
The Eskimos started it all. They should all be crucified thru thier anal openings.
Has anybody even watched Fitna?
American Liberal College Fag, did you plan on breaking character so fast? Double fail.
I’m truly sorry that you suffered the tortures of the damned under multiple backwards ass civilizations. I’m sure that they let you live only so you could tell the world of their brutality. Rest assured that literally hundreds of millions of other people worldwide have suffered the same fate. For example, Saudi Arabia. Israeli cooperation with Saudi Arabia is an implicit endorsement of the Wahhabi regime’s brutality. American military aid is an explicit endorsement. So, to which regime are you opposed?
No wonder they got dudes taking numbers to strap on the suicide vests.
Trace, muslim have to be circumsized too. p.s Cunte$$a is a jew so on that basis alone muslims are 5,000 x better than jews.
There’s not enough options. hallmark card holiday or suicide bombing? my middle path to hell: couples suicide bombing.
“no it won’t. globalization increases diversity, it doesn’t make for monolithic racial states.”
I really enjoyed the section in the Koran on globalization. It made me understand that Muslims are lovingly tolerant of other cultures. Thanks for reminding me, man.
Harold, you have the political naivete of a first year university student, so I’ll assume you’re only TAing at Berkely for some ay-rab or blowing Juan Cole under his desk, but every government does business with every other government, that’s sort of how the world works. I know you assume the righteous French or Scandinavians don’t bother with any brutal regime, but you’re wrong. Every government has been responsible for some misdeeds and unfortunate incidents. Are you a child or an anarchist? Same thing I guess. There are degrees. SA is up there with Mugabe. go protest the WTO somewhere, hippie.
American Liberal College Fag, I know that you think you are a steely-eyed realpolitik maverick, but take a look at Pakistan, which the U.S. has been supporting for longer than it’s been supporting Saudi Arabia, and tell me how that’s worked out for us. And if this Muslim stuff pisses you off so much, why are you seemingly okay about your tax dollars going to fund it just because “every government does business with every other government”? The U.S. government giving billions of dollars worth in military aid to Saudi Arabia, one of the richest countries on Earth, doesn’t really sound like a good business.
You really don’t know anything about this stuff, do you?
P.S. If I’m so into blowing ay-rabs and Muslims, why am I more critical of Arab regimes than you are?
Also, I’m still desperately waiting to hear your sad personal tales of brutal repression under backwards ass regimes.
vanessa-
the koran does not dictate the patterns of globalization. it’s an old book, not an economic text.
You wanna hear a sad personal tale, the ok.Here is why I hate islam: I was butt raped by a muslim in the 7th grade!! He told me i was special and pretty. He said ” who needs the other 71 when i’ve got ur tight virgin sphincter!” . He bought me wend’s!!!waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
valentines are for suckers
Oh no! Someone thinks Valentine’s Day is lame, I’m so super butthurt! All I can do now is bitch passionately about shit I don’t understand and that doesn’t concern me in any way at all.
How bout you go to Yemen and bitch about Islam? I’m sure the outcome would be significantly more hilarious.
The Koran also knows nothing about sarcasm, jack nut. It breeds el retardo blacko and white-o fundamentalismo. Pull zee head out zee ass. Get American. Your bits will grow.
Vane$$a is like the Kabbalah MASTER, yo.
“there are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam.” and “Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer.”
*Fun Fact: “Ayatollah” is a title give to only the most high ranking Islamic officials, which roughly translates to “Supreme Ball-Buster”.
fuck jizzlam
I’m like, totally blowing all of your minds, dudebros, I have like, so much knowledge that you guys don’t know. Did you 9/11 was a conspiracy between Walmart, Bret Michaels, and Jews?
“jack nut”?
jesus h. christ, you’re an annoying cunt.
U.S. aid to Pakistan despite the latter’s funding of radical Islamic groups is well-documented by historians/political scientists such as Hussain Haqqani, who is arguably pro-Israel. U.S. aid to Saudi Arabia is documented in a secret database known as Google; you may also find out about it in a super-secret subsector known as Google News, where many clandestine operators file their reports. Search Israeli newspapers if you want to know about that country’s cooperation with Saudi Arabia.
Nothing happens in Saudi without the okay of the ruling family. If you want to use the idiocy of one Saudi cleric to bash the entire Muslim world, you 1. don’t know anything about Saudi Arabia’s power structure 2. don’t know anything about the non-Saudi Muslim world, which is an entirely different place and 3. need to explain why you have no problem with billions of our tax dollars going to support the Saudi regime.
Despite billions of dollars in American aid, Pakistan became al Qaeda’s safest haven. Why is knowing this and caring about it something to be ashamed of? Why is it better to just post some uninformed shit about one Saudi Arabian cleric and say “fuck all Muslims” without even trying to learn something? Even Putin said he didn’t want to go out like Bush.
In Soviet Russia, Valentines burn YOU!
@ man
I annoy you, you bore me. Let’s call it a tie and agree to never speak again.
nah that’s alright i’ll do whatever the fuck i want thanks
Harold, ol’ chap, I think the point being made was that everyone knows about the knowledge you were supposedly dropping. it’s common knowledge. And i don’t think anyone was basing their opinions of Islam based only on what this cleric said. I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but the Islamic community seems to have established a pattern over the past 1300 or so years.
To the grown-ass man who posts under the name Vane$$a,
Please let us know how the entire “Muslim community” has differentiated itself in its extremist behavior relative to other religions over the past 1,300 years. As all of you are experts on the topic of Islam, I’m sure you’re aware that even conservative historians such as David Fromkin acknowledge that, relative to Christianity, there is very little instance of forced conversion in the history of Islam, but there are obviously other things that have happened in this time frame of which I am unaware. And because you are all experts on Islam, I’m sure you would not display the uniquely American tendency of wetting the bed over something frightening Glenn Beck said about Muslims, and that you have serious, well-considered points of view that will take into consideration long-term American security and not short-term fixes to make your Muslim-plagued nightmares go away. Please take care to differentiate between Eric Rudolph and James G. Cummings on one side, and Mohammed Atta et al on the other. Thanks!
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. And an extremist apologist. AllahhUAKHBAHR. Fuck Salmon Rushdie
Is it okay if I simply prefer the culture that encourages women to wear thongs and high heels over the one that doesn’t?