New column from Jesus Martinez AKA Drunken Stepfather. Every week he’s going to give us his biggest boner. Here goes: Chelsy Davy may not give the biggest boner you’ve ever had, but she has big tits and a big fish to distract you from her face. Her backstory is hot enough for you to close your eyes and imagine something that turns you on
Chelsy Davy may not give the biggest boner you’ve ever had, but she has big tits and a big fish to distract you from her face. Her backstory is hot enough for you to close your eyes and imagine something that turns you on just to finish her off, because you definitely want to keep her around. Not only is she fucking Prince Harry but she grew up in Africa with her millionaire dad who owns a Safari company. Now, sure you may want to use a rubber because most Africans have AIDS, but that’s a small price to pay to get Royal sloppy seconds and a luxurious retirement spent shooting exotic animals (I’m not talking about her vagina).
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Meh, she looks a’ight….
I agree on the tits though.
Butterface?
piss face
jesus, brutha, its good to see u on the outside.
she has t-rex arms
Happy to hear about Jesus coming to write here.
I don’t know who this girl is, but it looks like she would fuck like a minx if you paid her enough. She’s got that hardened look, like she took a lot of dick before she got famous, so now she’s already done learned the game. And then she gets rid of the smoke, goes for a dip, and comes out looking cute than Amy Smart if Amy Smart was pretty; like she just peed in the ocean and hopes nobody saw.
Hey Zeus ?!?!?
i like her little nose
hotcake cant belive that..
It is nice but mmm sth ugly
What a bodyyyyyyy?
She can walk a dog with me anytime