From DBB: “So let’s start this week off with the Street Boners book release party at Party Expo. If you don’t know about Street Carnage, and in turn know about Street Boners and TV Carnage, you need to check yourself.”
From DBB: “So let’s start this week off with the Street Boners book release party at Party Expo. If you don’t know about Street Carnage, and in turn know about Street Boners and TV Carnage, you need to check yourself. Street Carnage is a combination of TV Carnage, Street Boners, and just a relatively amusing blog. TV Carnage is a collection of crazy commercials and weird programs taped off of TV in the ’80s and turned into fantastic arts for your viewing pleasures. My friends and I used to watch the DVDs all the time back in the day. They were epic. But none of that is relevant to today’s post.”
“Today we are talking about Street Boners. Street Boners are what Gavin McInnes did when he left Vice and couldn’t do Dos and Don’ts anymore. They are pretty much Dos and Don’ts only slightly different somehow. He rates them out of kitty heads. He put out his first Street Boners book full of jokes at oddly dressed hipsters’ expenses. Pretty much everyone in this book you have seen on my site at some point. Fucking Jah from Ninjasonik is on the damn cover.”
“So the party was at this warehouse in Brooklyn called Party Expo. I have been there a few times, and it always gets shut down by the cops. Thursday night was no exception. 10 minutes into the first band (the reasonably awesome Wyldlife), the cops shut the place down and we had to have a party on the J train headed back towards the city. Luckily before the cops shut it down, I got to watch Gavin do live Street Boners which was hilarious.”
“The funniest part of the night though had to be when I over heard some kids asking what the hell was going on with Gavin doing his thing… One of the kids replied, “It’s some sort of Look At This Fucking Hipster thing…” These damn kids today!”
“Anyway, the party was fun while it lasted and I got some decent shots of some kids just dying to become future Street Boners, Dos & Don’ts, or Fucking Hipsters…”
Originally from here
nice hat tan gavin
phew, looks like i didn’t miss anything big.
also that asian chick in the photo with the guy in the tux looks like she’d rather be at H&M than at the event.
^ Oh man! That H&M burn was simply brutal. I can smell the melted flesh from here.
Purple lips is scary.
awwww arviiinnndddd you look angelic
Not sure Gavin’s rocking a hat tan. Looks like the projector to me…
Was expecting to see girls flashing their boobs and rolling around on a dirty floor by the time a scroll down to the bottom of this. ‘Guess I’m in the wrong blog for that…
What is up with Gavin’s necklace?? Awful.
hat tans are back. don’t hate
Wow everyone seems to be not overly cool…but just enough so it doesn’t spill over…’cept Gavin
nice watermark, douchebag
last time I give you a heads up.
what the fuck is H&M
what the fuck is the guy in the tux
OH Gavin, I have a hairy pussy that will match your pornstache.
What’s up w/Gavin’s necklace? It’s basically invisible in it’s nondescript-ness compared to the other wacky shit these college kids were sporting.
Curtis loves shrimp.
Shut down 10mins into first band? What a shitty event. And all the effort that was put in to organising and promoting it… damn shame…