Posted by
Donna Deliva
• 08.07.09 12:00 pm


Er, breast feeding is not sexual so this isn’t gross for those reasons but… ew. Girls and their tits shouldn’t be friends until their libido kicks in…

Er, breast feeding is not sexual so this isn’t gross for those reasons but… ew. Girls and their tits shouldn’t be friends until their libido kicks in and even then it would be nice to wait as long as humanly possible. The idea of tweens yanking out their non-existent tits so toys can suck on the nipples is, well, it’s fucking gross.

Here’s the full article from FOX News:

A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young “mothers” wear as they pretend to breast-feed their “babies.” The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would.

The doll — called Bebe Gloton, which translates as “gluttonous baby” — makes sucking noises as it “feeds.”

Like many other dolls, Bebe Gloton can cry, signaling she wants more milk.

Although many health care providers promote the benefits of breast-feeding, parents around the world have criticized Berjuan, saying the idea of breast-feeding is too grown-up for young children — and may even promote early pregnancy.

“That’s not cool,” Lori Reynolds, of El Paso, Texas, told KFOXTV.com. “No, I would never get that for my child.”

But other moms said they support the product.

“I think that it’s great that people want to have a doll that promotes breast-feeding,” said Rose Haluschak, also of El Paso. “Most dolls that are purchased come with a bottle. That is the norm in society, an artificial way to feed your baby.”

Dr. Manny Alvarez, managing health editor of FOXNews.com, said although he supports the idea of breast-feeding, he sees how his own daughter plays with dolls and wonders if Bebe Gloton might speed up maternal urges in the little girls who play it.

“Pregnancy has to entail maturity and understanding,” Alvarez said. “It’s like introducing sex education in first grade instead of seventh or eighth grade. Or, it could inadvertently lead little girls to become traumatized. You never know the effects this could have until she’s older.”

Alvarez said breast-feeding reduces childhood infections, strengthens maternal bonding and increases the child’s immune system. But introducing breast-feeding to girls young enough to play with dolls seems inappropriate, he said.

“What’s next?” wrote Eric Ruhalter, a parenting columnist for New Jersey’s Star Ledger. “Bebe Sot — the doll who has a problem with a different kind of bottle, and loses his family, job and feelings of self-worth? Bebe Limp — the male doll who experiences erectile dysfunction? Bebe Cell Mate — a weak, unimposing doll that experiences all the indignation and humiliation of life in prison?

“Toy themes should be age appropriate. I think so anyway.”

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Comments
  1. SARS says:

    yeah… that’s disturbing.

  2. Carl says:

    What’s next? Dolls that piss and shit themselves!? The concept of waste coming from genitalia is too mature a concept for little girls. My daughter will only play with the stuffed crucifix I bought her.

  3. omg sooo randum says:

    Carl doesnt remember baby Uh-oh

  4. Bob Dylan's Left Nut says:

    I’m gonna get one and put one of those daisies on the end of my dick for hallowe’en.

  5. Michael says:

    This is much better than the doll that comes with a pair of knitting needles and an electrical outlet.

  6. ew world order says:

    A whole shit ton of fetish-ists ( or whatevr) would beg to differ about that first statement. Also, this doll is fuckin’ creepy.

  7. pincer movement says:

    Tamagotchi child boob unit with offspring!

    What do the boys get, a job?

  8. BRAIN AIDS says:

    yeah seriously.. FINALLY!!!!!

  9. vandell says:

    This is like the fleshlight for baby lovin’ pedos

  10. milky says:

    chup chup chup

  11. £abratory $creech says:

    breastfeeding may not be sexual for the woman or the baby, but if the mom is hot then I just delete the baby from my mind’s eye and insert myself.. cos I like warm human milk on my lips as I milk it on yours Mamamamamama

  12. a4awesome says:

    gross… someone should let them know when they actually have babies and do decide to breastfeed it hurts like b.

  13. omg sooo randum says:

    yay labratory $creech!

    and a4awesome, thanks for censoring yourself, I dont want to have to see the B word on a respectable site like this..

  14. james says:

    creepy doll is creepy.

  15. chup chup chup bluuurp je je

  16. louis says:

    Hey its El Paso

  17. Rain Blamer says:

    I would suck the doll’s nipples.

  18. peregrine says:

    someone goes to work and makes these all day

  19. ZIPPY says:

    This ought to do wonders for teen pregnancy. Maybe if the “baby” blows a load of puke all over pre-teen mommy’s Hannah Montana t-shirt the kiddies will figure out this isn’t all fun and games.

  20. Dork says:

    They should sell a tiny baby that they stuff… Okay no.

  21. Jay Mundy says:

    Still nowhere nearly as weird or gross as the people on Fox.

  22. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    How about Bebe OHMYGODTHE DOGISKILLINGHER chew toy? :O

  23. The Beav says:

    Europe is more comfortable with the human body (Porn is shown on regular TV during the day and their commercials show way more blatant sexual innuendos). I would have expected this doll would have been invented ages ago. Breastfeeding is natural and isn’t sexual in any way.
    In no way would this doll ever be sold in North America because we are way too uptight and conservative.

  24. Cheyenne says:

    Ewww… this doll is just wrong…. I’m a teenager and I think it’s creepy… and I’m a Goth who plays with freaky-looking dolls, so even I think it’s odd… lol.


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