I love when a thing is the very thing it’s worried about. It’s so meta! It’s also the textbook definition of irony. Like, in 1988 when I worked at Sunny’s Gas Station in Kanata, Ontario, I noticed the majority of my time cleaning the shack was sweeping up the bristles from the old broom they had sitting there.
(Jeff Tremaine as Dog and Rick Kosick as a dick)
I love when a thing is the very thing it’s worried about. It’s so meta! I guess it’s also the textbook definition of irony. Like, in 1988 when I worked at Sunny’s Gas Station in Kanata, Ontario, I noticed the majority of my time cleaning the shack was sweeping up the bristles from the old broom they had sitting there. The more I swept the more I swept. The only two other times I can think of examples this exquisite are…
Aug 8 – 1993
King Blood, the founder of the scariest Latin Kings era used to write notes to all his soldiers. What? That’s right. He had codes like T.O.S. for “Terminate on Sight” but he didn’t get the part where the police are going to notice the last 10 people you mentioned in your letters, all died. This particular letter was his worst loose end.
“I hope by the time this letter arrive our mutual problem with Lil’ Man and Margie are over but remember things must be done with brains and never leave loose ends.”
The courts used it to turn the 9 year sentence he was serving into a life sentence with 45 years in solitary (PS Don’t even try to imagine what 45 years in solitary is like or you will barf).
October 15th 2007
In your favorite example of perfect irony since your t-shirt, Dog the Bounty Hunter said to his son “I’m not going to take a chance ever in life losing everything I worked for for 30 years cause some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine.” This was then turned into the Enquirer Magazine and Dog lost everything he worked for for 30 years. However, after crying for four months straight, A&E uncancelled his show and started shooting new episodes again. They start airing this month. I guess that’s all I’m trying to say. Dog the Bounty Hunter is back on.
My favorite example of irony: during the civil war, thousands of soldiers perished of dysentery in Andersonville prison, which is located on top of a huge deposit of the main ingredient in Kaopectate. DYING OF DIARRHEA.
Or as some Paddy comedian pointed out once: that song ‘Ironic” by Al-anus Morrissette which consists of a big long list of shit that isn’t remotely ironic – like rain on your wedding day… So the only ironic thing about the whole song is that it contains nothing ironic in it whatsoever… Dumb fucking Canuck
Kind of like the time I was really broke and only had $10 to buy a week’s worth of food. I decided to make a big batch of chili because there’s a lot of protein in beans and it’s pretty filling. But I made it way too spicy and it gave me horrible ass leaking shits for the entire week. I don’t think that my body even had time to absorb the nutrients. Like trying to fill a bucket with a big hole in it.
the irony is it’s truly a small world i know that sunny gas station you’re referring to, i went to school with al-anus at glebe collegiate, yeah iwas that guy she went down on in a theatre
that was dave coulier actually, if dave coulier reads sboners i am v impressed.
Thank God! You can’t find quality t.v. like the Dawg very often. I fucking love that show and watched an 8 hour A&E marathon during the holidays. I’m Jesus’ name, Amen.
By the way, would this be considered irony?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/13/sex.offender.lottery/index.html
I used to work at the same skate shop as Rick in Lake Forrest, CA. Shout out to J Cobb.