Hey I have an idea. We don’t need you in the mornings.
#A You give-aways suck shit. Whoa I just one a Zingers t-shirt and 20% off at Zingers pub! (although Zingers pub would rule and I want a t-shirt from there)
#B Your hummer is irritating regardless of whether you are driving it or giving it.
#C Your ENERGY is so fucking annoying I’d rather electrocute myself for my “morning jolt”.
#D-Z You brag about being so different and “the best morning team out there” until you go two seconds in any direction and there is an exact replica of you (sound and vision) on every station in every city. “The Stever and The Brend” ” The Razzer and the Poke” “The Fuck and The Head” “The Coug’ and The Bullfrog”. You all sound like a shitty location in an Australian pub franchise. Do the world a favor and never wake up again. Please drive that huge piece of shit hummer into your radio station with a vest made from dynamite…please.
Holy shit, 91.5 The Beat I thought that was an Ontario station?
Where the hell is “KW”?
kitchener-waterloo its outside toronto
yeah its the self-proclaimed “hip’ radio station in waterloo…
Every city ever has at least one of these.
David Cross’s bit on this stuff is funny as well
Whenever one says that another is “young and hip,” they are actually either ONLY young or none of the above. Just an observation.
The truth speaks through tv carnage.
off the hook for real
David did it too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK9bbLQZ3Bo
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
my favourite part is right at the end when even one of the cohosts looks annoyed with the whole schtick.
bahaha, he visibly winces around 00:25 when she is screaming THAT?S THE TRUTH BABY!!