Comments on: DO NOT WATCH HORROR MOVIES STONED

By: cephalod

cephalod — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:56:31 +0000

@Joey

She was cursed.

Did you even watch the movie?

By: the realist

the realist — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:41:23 +0000

this one time when i was about 14 years old a friend of mine and i went to this guys house to pick up some weed, as per the custom of sampling the goods and making boring chitchat with someone you usually could care less about – we ended up getting pretty high and sitting around for a bit. After awhile i noticed that the original halloween was on tv. scariest experience ever.

By: Jem

Jem — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:54:43 +0000

Try watching The Departed, non stop laugh riot!

By: Joey

Joey — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:20:38 +0000

This is what I don’t get about Drag me to Hell:

She’s going to hell for denying some broke old lady a third mortgage during a recession that was caused by banks being too generous with mortgages. Hell is a lake of fire for all of eternity wherein your skin always feels like you just started getting burned a second ago. I don’t think that’s a fair punishment for John Wayne Gacy. Someone who is following bank protocol definitely does not deserve to be burned alive for a million million million billion zillion million million years. Shaming gypsies or no shaming gypsies.

PS: Gypsies leave their kids next to the highway all day to pan. What do they get? A government check. It ain’t right I tell ya. It ain’t right.

By: mrs robinson

mrs robinson — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:31:40 +0000

i’m stone cold sober and i cracked the fuck up watching that drag me to hell clip

By: seriously now

seriously now — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:56:58 +0000

biggie smalls.

biggie sm – i can’t do it.

By: cephalod

cephalod — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:27:26 +0000

Ugh, once I watched this movie called “Slashers” (Fangoria) completely baked out of my mind.. and I was so scared by it I almost started crying and had to turn it off. My boyfriend ridicules me about that incident to this day, which is completely appropriate I guess because that movie is totally stupid and not scary at all. The most humiliating part about this is that I am a self-proclaimed horror movie buff, and yet this was the movie that sent me over the edge.

Look at how fucking stupid this movie is:
http://www.obscurehorror.com/horror443.html

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 22:11:16 +0000

Ah, the ol’ Sarah Silverman trick. Sometimes your high self needs to communicate.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:24:38 +0000

you’re so goddamn wise gavin. you should write out the rules for life and condense all your expert knowledge on how to be a functional human being and other important shit in one place so i have some sort of direction in my life because i dont have older siblings to teach me these things and i have to learn everything the hard way.

By: Nipple Dick

Nipple Dick — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:08:33 +0000

“Midnight Meat Train” would’ve been a great title to last Monday night, w/ Arv starring as “Midnight”, and Gavin, Pinky and Goad as the “Meat Train”

Talk about “going 11 through the hole”!