Besides a few pretty boys, like Xavier de Rosnay of Justice and DatA, a majority of the men behind the decks are hard on the eyes and dress no better.
Besides a few pretty boys, like Xavier de Rosnay of Justice (above) and DatA, a majority of the men behind the decks are hard on the eyes and dress no better. This makes sense: They obviously love being in the club but are too aesthetically handicapped to enjoy it as normal partygoers, so instead they hide in the shadows of the DJ booth. Also, who else but a hideous recluse is going to spend hundreds of hours in a dark bedroom fiddling with Ableton or Fruityloops to produce tracks? Lucky for these guys, DJs have become the new rock stars, packing venues, drowning in drugs and alcohol, and struggling to keep coked up 9s from breaking their dicks. But without their newfound fame, how would these guys ever get laid?
BOYS NOIZE
He may be one of the foremost electro producers at the moment, but that unibrow makes him look like a Hungarian grandmother. How can you be gay enough to regularly rock neon, but not groom that caterpillar off your forehead?
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FAKE BLOOD
What is with that fucking hat? He looks like a back-up dancer for Britney Spears. Let’s not even talk about that metallic zit of a nose piercing.
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THE BLOODY BEETROOTS
There’s a reason why they wear masks and it isn’t because they’re diehard Spiderman fans.
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SOULWAX
Didn’t I say DJs are the new rock stars? These two have got that Mick Jagger / Keith Richards vibe right down to the melting faces. It’s a time-tested look that guarantees poon — granted you have tons of money, booze, and drugs, and are literally the life of the party.
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LE CASTLE VANIA
With that bleach blond and black hair, lip piercing, and what’s apparently his little sister’s wardrobe, Le Castle Vania’s appeal would normally be confined to Hot Topic employees. Wait, he’s from Atlanta? How is he still alive!?
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HOT LADY DJS
Chicks are the exception to this trend of ugly DJs. The rule with them seems to be that they must be banging. Look:
Princess Superstar
CJ Milli
Heidi Cannon of !Trash Yourself
Never mind that they aren’t as talented as their male counterparts.
P.S. No homo.
i love it! (this will not be representative of the rest of the comments)
Love how Arv conveniently forgets that 2 years ago he “regularly rock[ed] neon”, and thought Klaxons and Justice = Jesus
p.s. I don’t even know who they are, and soulwax are MUCH better looking than Arv (extra homo)
How about just once per week Arv.
i never really minded your “contributions” until that Texas post.
but this…Just. Awful.
Wow Arv, you’re really stooping to Aileen Awesome levels of terrible between this and that Texas post.
You managed to scrounge up a grand total of 6 dj’s, all of whom are ELECTRO BANGER etc bullshit? You couldn’t even throw a weak burn at Tiesto/Oakenfold, who are like the widest target you could ever take for making fun of DJs as “rockstars”. Or a “Haha, the dj in 80s hip hop groups is always the skinny nerdy dude or really fat.”
Street boners more like street bummers.
DJ’s aren’t great looking because if they were great looking they would be out on the floor dancing or off somewhere getting it on.
Diplo
What about Steve Aoki ? His face isn’t so much ugly, as it is face smashlingly bloody pulpaly annoying.
Never mind that they aren’t as talented as their male counterparts.
You mean you can actually tell a difference between one gender playing shitty dance music for hairdressers and vapid assholes and another gender playing shitty dance music for hairdressers and vapid assholes? You’re like the Kreskin of shitty people.
Well are women as talented as their male counter parts at ANYTHING?
(besides nursing and making me a sandwich)
is this site just arv’s personal blog or wtf? stfu already. if gavin is too busy to post anything other than a promo for some shit he’s doing elsewhere…maybe it’s time to put her down.
arv has so many people hate him now, which makes me like his stuff even more.
good one bloop, t roll that is such a hack git-r-done type joke.
@ MTVemployee
oh, cool. you must be really into Hitler and his holocaust stuff.
^^^^ HAHAHAHAHA
Is Girl Talk still alive?
Brodinski is a pretty handsome dude
Good one, Arv. Boys Noize does indeed look like a Hungarian grandmother. I speak from experience. Last summer, a Hungarian granny brought me pancakes with Nutella.
lame.
Dj Pauly D is hawt!!!
you hate on boys noize for his unibrow, but you call xavier de rosnay a pretty boy?
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2008/03/25/justice_1.jpg
umm, ok..
Rock N’ Roll will never die
Yeah right, this post rules. Everyone can tell when a girl is DJing because they so vehemently assert their gender and the records just magically mix themselves while the hands are in the air/on the iPhone. And I’ve waited on Le Castle Vania before. He eats like an Olsen twin and has the figure of a push broom. GROOOOSSSS.
Is that why they make us turn off the lights in the booth at Ambassador….Does James think we are ugly? Does James like Asian tranny hookers?
It’s nice to see arv rating boyz by their looks.
i like this post?
yo man all those above are producers not djs. Producers sometimes dj because they cant be fucked doign a show.. (lugging around the laptop can be so tiresome.)
what about bennassi? he is absolute euro trash yet you gotta love his mixes.
[...] DJs are ugly. Unless they’re hot girls. Thanks, Street Carnage. [...]
arv=faggot a4awesome=getting really fat. facts.
i regularly get girl boners for diplo. WHO WAS LEFT OFF THE LIST.
What’s a “DJ”?
cj milli is bangin’
IMO, Xavier de Rosnay has to be the most hottest ugly person in the world. =)