
At first glance, Animal House is just a bunch of Baby Boomers taking their best college stories, multiplying them by 7 and sticking them in one bullshit plot that could never possibly have happened.

At first glance, Animal House is just a bunch of Baby Boomers taking their best college stories, multiplying them by 7 and sticking them in one bullshit plot that could never possibly have happened. First Glance, however, is for homos. Animal House is so fucking amazing and perfect that it unites us with jocks and normal people and boomers and even weird drama club douchescrotums (my new word for douchebags). How fucking amazing is D-Day? Who doesn’t want to be D-Day? I bought the doll but it doesn’t do him justice. He was dirty and was somehow a VIetnam vet. Fucking loved that guy.




Yeah, the “primitive cultures” gag – timeless, in its way. Thing about this blog is you always have us second-guessing: so you guys received a bunch of Animal House promos and then provide us clips seen through three generations of recording equipment highlighting some of Animal houses’ more ‘distinguished’ moments. From this, one might detect some sarcasm.
But you know, D-day is pretty fucking cool and so is Donald Sutherland.
So, I guess what I’m getting at, is this some sort of ‘complex’ sarcasm or am I just over…over……over it.