Comments on: DEAREST POO POO

By: dapwell

dapwell — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 07:42:24 +0000

i mean like…a bag of utz bbq dipsy doodles or whatever the utz version is called? mad good

By: dapwell

dapwell — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 07:41:50 +0000

you wasted that quarter

By: if you aint muslim you aint shiite

if you aint muslim you aint shiite — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:44:38 +0000

oh man you whooped my ass at giant turds. i have a picture of my biggest turd(taken in a hospital restroom in grand haven michigan when i was like 14 in black and white 35mm with a quarter dropped in the toilet for scale) and its nowhere near that size. Hats off to you.

By: Janie

Janie — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:29:36 +0000

You might wanna see a Dr. about that. Serious, I mean, shitting a question mark or an occasional number 7 isnt unheard of but, a completely intact, legible and deliberate Sesame Street quality number Two? Thats almost obscene. Its like your rectum is screaming at you for fucksakes.

By: Shmoopy

Shmoopy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:29:04 +0000

Hey, fake Shmoopy, if you’re going to be bitin’ my handle, at least be clever and/or witty.

By: neezy

neezy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:15:04 +0000

paragraph two, final sentence. Correct.

By: Shmoopy

Shmoopy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:33:16 +0000

Your shit is a bit too squidgy and light-coloured for my tastes. It should be thicker and stodgier, and a darker colour of brown. And there should be little tiny worms wriggling about in it that you can barely perceive without looking very, very closely.

By: dickweed thrashmaster...

dickweed thrashmaster... — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:21:27 +0000

brilliant

By: Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:54:07 +0000

D. Eric Beckles I must be so proud. Were you sitting on a Lazy Susan when you did that?

Seriously, that’s a talented anus, and I don’t go around telling everyone that. Also, eat more vegetables.