
Dear Street Carnage,
I was trying to find a video on youtube of a hardflip backside tailslide on an actual skateboard because I am a pube away from landing them and wanted to see if people were doing them differently, and to my surprise, people were posting videos in their bathrooms of them performing this trick on a fingerboard.
Dear Street Carnage,
I was trying to find a video on youtube of a hardflip backside tailslide on an actual skateboard because I am a pube away from landing them and wanted to see if people were doing them differently, and to my surprise, people were posting videos in their bathrooms of them performing this trick on a fingerboard. Taping yourself skateboarding and posting it on youtube is gay enough, but my brain pretty much took a shit in my skull as I continued down this rabbit hole.
For example, this kid takes 7:26 talking about his review of fingerboard WHEELS, and he bought two sets in different colors, which was more expensive than buying a set of actual skateboard wheels.
How do we save the nation from this one?
Fondly,
Matrick Swayze




WoW, people are really into finger boarding
Whatever floats your boat though
I thought fingerboards were great when I was like 9 and tony hawks pro skater was the greatest thing to ever exist.
Thanks for posting this vid- it’s the best thing on Streetcarnage thus far. That, and that chick, Charity- click pic to see tit!
try to find a better way to pass time in junior high school. i dare you.
Ha! It’s just like the air guitar douchebags playing Guitar Hero who think they’re ACUTAL guitarists.
A WHOLE NATION OF FAT COCKY DOUCHEBAGS THAT THINK THEY ROCK.
RAP MUSIC MEETS FINGERBOARDING-
Atmosphere’s new video “You”
this guys missuse of the word friction chafes me
what a fucking loser
Hey… Joe Klyman here… Just wanted to make it clear…
I’VE NEVER RIDDEN AN ACTUAL SKATEBOARD.
Are you kidding?
Tech Decks are bad as fuck.
Shit gets you laid.
tech decks and jnco jeans get mad pussy.
I bet this kid shreds on guitar hero too. In fact, I bet he’s the master of all things pretend- that-are-taken-serious-only-by-those-who-do-them.
I feel violated. I just watched that whole video, then felt compelled to learn about young Master Klieman’s set-ups. The whole time I stared at my shaky hands and tried to come to terms with the fact that I will never make it in a, umm, thing, that I didn’t know anyone actually did.
butteryass hardflip back tail in this piece:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCdJ-IXvA2U&feature=related
I’m really good at playing with toys in my bathroom. If I don’t catch it on film, nobody will believe me.
Just tryin’a get ma’ dick wet, ya heard?
Why is this any more gay than paper football, I ask you? Not that I’ve fingerboarded, but I’ve damn sure played some paper football. I could never get the extra point right, so more power on those who can olly a spinning backside tailflip 380 and then record it as an Ogg-encoded flac and upload it.
i remember first time i saw fingerboards on some skate video w/ the best chocolate-related japcore song ive heard…to this day. i think it was yellow machinegun.
Finger bang proud America!
I’m friends with the guy that invented those. He was 18 at the time and didn’t really get his fair share of the proftis.