Posted by
SBTVC
• 09.14.09 09:00 am 
I found a stack of these vintage love/porn letters from 1986. So, what do you think? Should I send one in each week?
I found a stack of these vintage love/porn letters from 1986. So, what do you think? Should I send one in each week? Others contain a mention of an 11″ cock (yeah, right!) and one contains song lyrics (awkward!). Also, they named her vag (Monique) and his dick (Alfred) and her boobs (I forget). It seems he is from the “kiss on the forehead” school of foreplay, just like my first boyfriend. Gah.
Love,
Dork
Dear Dork,
You can never have enough material to simultaneously laugh at and jerk off to. Send it all over.
-SBTVC
sounds like dude is in prison or the military…he’s a smooth operator in any case. lots and lots of game homie.
This was clearly written by Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I def. didn’t need to read him describing how much he’s gonna cum in his girlfriend followed by a solid crying jag while he’s writing it though.
Those better be some fat hairy tits to be named Ralph and Louie.
letters were the mad-note back in the day.
squirt.
my grade 5 teacher use to write me similar notes
I love the cross section view the author included just in case you didn’t quite get it. Why does the woman’s insides look like a bunch of grapes? Squiirrrttttt!
Where the hell did you find those!?
^^ On the floor of an abandoned building. I picked out the best ones & there are 8 more cumming!
Oh, and the bunch of grapes is actually a penis shoting its wad outside the vagina with a big NO symbol. I studied it intensively! The other illustration is how he is going to stick it to her. Hubba.