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SBTVC
• 01.26.09 11:18 am 
Hey, the whole hipster-normal dichotomy has always pissed me off cuz i think it’s false. It’s kinda like the left wing- right wing thing. So, this website that splits political and economic freedoms into a 2D plane inspired me
Hey, the whole hipster-normal dichotomy has always pissed me off cuz i think it’s false. It’s kinda like the left wing- right wing thing. So, this website that splits political and economic freedoms into a 2D plane inspired me to make what I consider to be the correct division of people. I think I’m in the top left. Just because I don’t care about fashion doesn’t mean I should be lumped in with all the “normal” douchebags which you rightfully rip on your site.
—Santiago Barreda
Sometimes when I pick my nose, I eat it. Also, I agree.
This is so fucking dumb, on so many levels.
BY CREATING THIS GRAPH YOU DEMONSTRATE THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY DO GIVE A SHIT, SO YOU DO GET LUMPED WITH THE FAKE TAN DOUCHES ON THE UPPER RIGHT.
where do I fall if I don’t give a fuck, but give just enough of a fuck to dunk keys on a comments thread for about 45seconds?
hahah shitcock can’t read a graph.
THIS REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET UP ON A REAL-TIME ENGINE AND A HUGE DATABASE OF 12 YEAR-OLD GIRLS’ OPINIONS… THEN WE COULD REALISTICALLY SEE HOW COOL WE ALL ARE.
I thought this was funny.
Although ‘alternative’ is a little vague. Hardcore, full-time LARPERs and RPG players definitely aren’t mainstream, definitely give a fuck, and definitely aren’t hipsters.
this is funny
Steamer: they are just as vile tho.
What a bounty fresh topic we’ve got here. Can’t we cut this shit out?
@ 1×4 yolanda
um, i think we should do that
FOR FUCK’S SAKE, SPELLCHECK MUCH?
yawn. 2007 was like two years ago.
I’M PROUD OF MY DEAD GAY HIPSTER SON!
where do black people go?
@Wally Shuckles
hell
“where do black people go?”
Use the same chart and multiply by 3/5.
“where do black people go?”
add a 3rd dimension: race
Carles (Hipster Runoff) does it better.
CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would a person be if they were right at the origin?
lol at “twelve year old’s opinion”
my 14 year old sister thinks i’m a hipster, she told all her fourteen year old friends and now they crowd around me at her theatre showcase and tell me how much they like slayer.
TAKE THAT YOU FAGGOT-ASS CHART
normal tan douches are merging with hipsters. have you not seen those ads for “real world brooklyn”?
i didn’t say that, nor do i believe it.
What? I dont really get it but colors are ok. Wait…. What?
those colors are gay.
you;re saying hipsters give a fuck? if anything they only give a fuck about appearing like they dont give a fuck.. that and which night my! gay! husband! is playing at the astoria
which means they give a f*ck. Think about it milky.
Apparently Santiago forgot to make box for himself on the top left graph for “self loathing narcissist faggots.”
Taeil, isn’t being a self loathing narcissist faggot part of being a hipster?
also, you forgot “pretentious.”
Give a Fuck?
wow, there is so much CARE in these comments
are you people really concerned about this?
personally, sign me up with the homeless or the douches.
People with too-white teeth on upper right?
Where do people so hip that they hate being acknowledged as hip go? What if they’re so alternative they consider themselves an alternative to alternativeness?
They can’t go back in the top area. It’s too late.
give a fuck? I do not understand, you mean, like they give sex to anyone or something?
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this blows, you should change the mainstream/alternative, to my scrotum/my asshole
Cunts
saying that stuff is gay is gay
also, this diagram should be shaped like a torus so that the people who don’t give a fuck so hard actually wind up in give a fuck land; same for “alternative” vs “mainstream.”
I think the guy who wrote that the creator is a “self-loathing narcissist” is a self-aggrandizing diffident.