Posted by
SBTVC
• 03.15.10 10:22 am


I just had a shit that looks exactly like a right parenthesis. I remember you had a G or an S recently on your site (or was it a penis?). Why don’t you guys do a whole shit alphabet?

I just had a shit that looks exactly like a right parenthesis. I remember you had a G or an S recently on your site (or was it a penis?). Why don’t you guys do a whole shit alphabet? You could get people to send in different letters until we had an entire font. Then you could write stuff with it. Letters to the president and stuff. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Sincerely,
-BRIAN

Dear Brian,

Great fucking idea. Too bad it’s been done:

The Internet giveth (getting people together for fun projects) and the Internet taketh away (showing you that just about every funny idea has been done).

Sincerely,
-SBTVC

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Comments
  1. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    This has the grainy quality of those old Loch Ness monster photos. Personally, I think this was sculpted with his hands. Shame on you, Brian. At many, many different levels.

  2. MC Lyte says:

    MC Lyte’s not havin it

  3. Super Broker says:

    God, stop it.

  4. VIET DONG says:

    That internet alphabet is missing some letters. I bet the readers of street carnage could do better.

  5. milky says:

    oh GOD what’s wrong with y??? :(

  6. Salad says:

    What about the extended character set?

    http://www.htmlcodetutorial.com/characterentities_famsupp_69.html

    We have a lot more shitting to do people.
    It’s go time.


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