I want to do a sex advice column for you guys. I’d be really good at it too, because I never get laid and am in a long-term relationship. Let me know.

I want to do a sex advice column for you guys. I’d be really good at it too, because I never get laid and am in a long-term relationship. Let me know.
Sincerely,
Drew

Dear Drew,
OK let’s do a dry run. I feel like it’s hard to make my girlfriend cum because she has a small clit. Is that true?
Sincerely,
SBTVC

Dear Test Question,
Wow I wish I had your problems. Or rather your girlfriend’s problems, because god forbid my boyfriend ever bothered going down/fingering me on anything other than Purim (like, coincidentally it just happens to be that time every year, I doubt it has anything to do with the holiday), I would be writhing around like a dog in heat. I’d be busy faking that shit so hard I’d make the lady next to me ask the waiter for what I’m having.

In conclusion, no it’s not because she has a small clit. It’s because you’re fucking doing it wrong. Try really digging your tongue in there like that shit is a pomegranate seed stuck in your back molar.

HTH (hope that helps)
-Drew

Dear Drew,
Good shit. I thought you were a dude. Got any more links?
SBTVC

Dear Street Carnage,
Ha, most people do. Well, I write most of the stuff over at Jossip.com, but let me find you some particularly good stuff.
Jossip
Black20
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-Drew

Dear Drew,
Sold. Send a pic for the Aboot page.
SBTVC

Dear Street Carnage,
Here.

Drew.

Dear Readers,
Send sex questions to the “contact” email on the homepage.
SBTVC

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